Advice from Univ of Colorado to women under attack: "Tell your attacker you have a disease or are menstruating." goo.gl/VVcpI
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Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 18, 2013OK, so we’ve learned from our intellectual and moral superiors in government that college-age women shouldn’t be able to carry concealed weapons on campus; after all, in the midst of a hysterical fit, there’s a chance they might “pop a round” at that rapist they suspect is about to attack them despite the posted “safe zone” signs. How should women fight back, then, without actually hurting anyone? Jesse Byrnes, managing editor of the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs student newspaper, shared some tips from the school.
UCCS Public Safety attack prevention tip: "Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating." goo.gl/VVcpI—
Jesse Byrnes (@jessebyrnes) February 18, 2013
First, Colorado lawmakers claim ballpoint pens will save us from violent attacks. Now, it's vomiting, bare feet, and Aunt Flo. #fail—
Whitney Neal (@WhitneyNeal) February 19, 2013
"Before you rape me, let me search my purse for a whistle and a ballpoint pen."—
Bri (@GreeneBri) February 18, 2013
Vomit = The new weapon of choice for women in Colorado.—
Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) February 19, 2013
I wanna know what cops think about advising women to vomit in the hopes that a rapist will get grossed out and change his mind.—
Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) February 19, 2013
7. "Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone" uccs.edu/pusafety/what-… I'd rather scare him with a gun. Thanks.—
(@CatsPolitics) February 18, 2013
lol! RT @jdonels: @SooperMexican @DLoesch whistling, urinating and vomiting, coincidentally, is all that they do in Occupy camps.—
El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) February 19, 2013
Point 5 is, "If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense": ccwc.me/XoMFPQ—
Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) February 18, 2013
This is evil: "5. If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense." bit.ly/1527WT1—
Loren Heal (@lheal) February 18, 2013
This doesn’t sound like the “passive resistance” sort of crowd. Plenty of strong women are actively resisting the effort to disarm them.
UCC's What to do if you're attacked: "If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense." bit.ly/15qwqGB #COLeg—
Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) February 18, 2013
My .38 is named Passive Resistance.—
Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) February 18, 2013
Passive resistance. Hey ladies. If you're being attacked DON'T fight back! Talk to them. <—-dangerous advice.—
Redness (@mchastain81) February 19, 2013
@mchastain81 Psshh! My .40 will be talking.—
gmartin (@gmariemartin) February 19, 2013
Any other tips, Twitter?
New #UCCSTips for women: Offer your attacker a joint. Hey, it's legal in Colorado!
michellemalkin.com/2013/02/18/col…—
Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 18, 2013
.@piersmorgan chimes in "11. Lie back and think of England." uccs.edu/pusafety/what-…—
Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) February 18, 2013
Missing from the #UCCSTips list: Dress up as a Code Pink activist. Surefire deterrent michellemalkin.com/2013/02/18/col…—
Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 18, 2013
@michellemalkin New #UCCSTips for women: Ask UR attacker if U can borrow his gun to shoot him – after all, he has one regardless of the law—
Frank M Davis, JR (@FrankMDavisJR) February 19, 2013
@michellemalkin Sooo…are tampons like dynamite (light the string) or a grenade (pull the string)? #UCCSTips missing some important info—
Beers4Goats (@beers4goats) February 19, 2013
Those are called “assault tampons” and Mitt Romney wanted them banned, remember?
New #UCCSTips for women: Display your "Rape-Free Zone" sign. That should do it, right? @michellemalkin—
Robert P. Blevins (@RobertPBlevins) February 19, 2013
We should sell "panties" with "Unauthorized Entry Prohibited" printer on the front. That would deter rapists too. #UCCSTips @michellemalkin—
Tony Houston (@tony30088) February 19, 2013
It's bad enough that liberal men refuse to protect the women in their lives. But now they won't even allow the women to protect themselves.—
Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) February 19, 2013
Completely support campus carry. There was a rape in the math building the night I was there at my stats class. Gun free zone.—
Texas Red (@jswifty250) February 19, 2013
At this point I'm rather shocked that Dems in #COLeg think it's permissible for women to even attend college.—
Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) February 19, 2013
Maybe if women stayed in the kitchen making sandwiches & didn't go to college, there wouldn't be a rape problem, right @cohousedems ? #COLeg—
Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) February 19, 2013
Thanks, Twitter, for providing the sort of education we need before choosing a university.
I know where my daughter isn't going to college next year… #UCCS—
LBroussard (@LBroussard3) February 19, 2013
Update:
The University of Colorado at Colorado Springs updated its list of rape prevention tips with “context.”
But so far, UCCS is standing by its advice for women to make themselves less “attractive” victims” by soiling themselves.
Editor’s note: The headline for this post has been corrected to read “scream” rather than “whistle,” which does not appear in UCCS’s list of tips. The complete list of UCCS tips can be found here.
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