This week, we showed you a truly evil woman posting her fantasies on X. 

Sorry, that doesn't narrow it down enough. No, we're not referring to Sen. Elissa Slotkin and her wet dreams of intimidating and prosecuting young conservatives out of politics. We're not even talking about the Somali pirate in Congress, Ilhan Omar, or living cryptkeeper Jennifer Welch, or basically any female sportswriter working at The Athletic.

Those ladies (and we use that term loosely) are all pretty evil in their own right, but for the purposes of this article, we're talking about Kara Swisher of The Bulwark and CNN (though maybe not the latter for much longer). Without naming a single crime he has allegedly committed, Swisher was practically drooling at the prospect of imprisoning Elon Musk. 

But it turns out that Swisher isn't the only person at The Bulwark who has erotic fantasies about throwing Musk in jail. (For what? They never say.) 

At a recent Gathering of the Nerds, or whatever this live event below was, Tim Miller and Jonathan V. Last also couldn't help but get "a thrill up their leg," so to speak, about trying to hunt down and crucify Musk. 

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There is some NSFW language in the clip below for which we apologize (because the men at The Bulwark seem to think that will fool people into believing they possess any detectable level of testosterone). But watch and try not to laugh: 

If this sounds to you like two geeks who got bullied off the playground sitting in their basement vowing that they'll get that big old bully next time, that's because it's exactly what it is. 

Miller even got big and strong enough to QT the clip with even more tough talk ... or something. 

We'll respond with three letters of our own: LOL. 

Twitchy friend Jarvis, who knows how to spot false bravado and masculinity when he sees it, summed this entire profane video perfectly: 

Welp. He's not wrong. They're practically having orgasms on the stage, dreaming of sending Musk to jail for made-up crimes, just like they tried to do with Donald Trump. 

We think it's safe to say that the Left has learned nothing from the backlash at their last lawfare attempts. 

Ya think? 

The only surprising thing about this clip is that The Bulwark didn't title this discussion "A Final Solution to Our Elon Musk Problem."

But if they think their dweebish threats were going to scare Musk, they might want to think again. Last night, Musk fired back at The Bulwark beta males ... HARD.

You want some, Miller and Last? Come get some.

Thanks to AI, we even got a nice visual representation of Musk throwing down the gauntlet. 

We think we know who we're going to bet on to win this fight. 

And it ain't the two podcasters with delusions of grandeur (and, apparently, delusions of jackboots, too). 

That one is not AI, and we didn't provide a caption, but we think everyone can read lips regarding Musk's now-famous statement to Disney CEO Bob Iger. 

Yes, we're pretty sure Musk was not responding only to these two dorks practically masturbating on stage to the prospect of jailing him.

Because Miller was right about one thing. They're not the only ones who have this fantasy. Congressional representatives like Jamie Raskin and Robert Garcia (whom the alleged "independent journalist" calls "my guys") also get all hot and bothered at the thought. 

... only get a dopamine hit when they destroy their enemies. When they destroy…. you? 

History tells us this isn’t possible. In fact, it’s suicide to even waste time on the attempt. 

This revenge mindset is not conducive to a healthy republic. It must be vigorously and defiantly checked.  This rhetoric is what happens when people spend a lifetime never getting corrected for running their mouths. 

That ends now.

The Bulwark and House Democrats may want to pick different enemies than Trump and Musk. Because they WON'T be intimidated by such failed machismo. 

And that's why Slotkin specifically targeted young men who don't have their kind of wealth or power. 

They're only good at the second one if it works. 

Weak men fantasizing about using lawfare to take down strong men? 

Yep, that tracks. 

Yes, we can say it out loud. In fact, we must. 

As Data Republican recently revealed, they are already making plans to take down the entire federal government and Constitution, and replace it with a system where they are the only ones who can ever hold authority. 

Understatement of the 21st century, right there. 

They're not going to have much luck if they believe they can drag people like Musk to The Hague. In fact, they will almost certainly live to regret that. 

But again, Musk isn't even the real target, or at least not the ultimate one. 

Leftists want to do this to every conservative and ANYONE who disagrees with them. And if lawfare doesn't work, we know from unfortunate and tragic experience that they have no problem resorting to violence. 

If we could speak to him, we're pretty sure Charlie Kirk would agree. 

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