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On Halloween Weekend, America Feels SPOOKY Great Right Now

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Halloween normally isn't the holiday for giving thanks -- that comes in a little less than a month -- but on this particular holiday weekend, I can't help but be grateful about where America is today compared to where we were last All Hallows Eve.

In October 2024, we were hopeful about the upcoming election, but not certain. And America was still being embarrassed by spectacles like this from the man who was occupying the Oval Office, but was never actually the President. 

Seriously, who freaking bites a baby? Something is extremely wrong with that man, and it ain't just the dementia. 

Thankfully, America voted correctly last November and sent Biden's wicked witch of a stand-in, Kamala Harris, to the curb, along with her running mate, Tim Walz (who never fooled anyone with his heterosexual man costume). 

Fast forward nine months into the Trump administration, and America is winning again. We are slowly but surely kicking illegal criminals out of the country, the administration is ending more wars than Bill Kristol could hope to start in his wildest fever dreams, and the economy is doing much better, though still recovering from four years of Bidenflation.

Just as importantly, this administration knows how to have FUN! That just adds to the satisfaction of 78 million Americans who get to feel happy every day that we are getting exactly what we voted for. 

Donald Trump even understands how to conduct Halloween with the kids, unlike Biden, who just wanted to sniff and eat them

For those who don't remember, in his first term, Trump made the whole country (except the TDS sufferers) laugh by placing a candy bar on top of a young trick-or-treater's head. 

It's the kind of lighthearted humor that virtually no Democrat, least of all Biden or Harris, is capable of. 

And this is the man they want to tell us is a 'king,' and a 'tyrant,' and (of course) 'Hitler.' 

This little girl doesn't believe any of that about Trump, and neither should anyone else with two functioning brain cells. 

That bold young lady is going places! 

But it's not all family-friendly antics (the real family-friendly, not the drag queen variety) with this White House.

They love to laugh at the left, and we love to laugh along with them. 

HA. It's the first combination of Halloween and Cinco de Mayo. 

The sombrero will never die. 

The White House continued to do some spooky trolling of Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries, and all Democrats about the Schumer Shutdown. 

In case I haven't said it a million times already, they are really, REALLY good at this. 

Heck, even the best Vice President ever got in on the Halloween spirit by poking fun at ... himself. 

LOL. 

Seriously, though. Can you imagine a single elected Democrat in America right now who is capable of such good-natured self-deprecation?

There simply isn't one. 

To be like Vance, you have to have the confidence and self-assurance that you are great at what you do, and the knowledge that you are serving the interests of America. Unlike Kamala Harris, who was a walking textbook case of Imposter Syndrome. 

The Trump administration and America aren't just winning; we are having fun with it. Part of Make America Great Again is MALA -- Make America Laugh Again

This is not to say that there isn't tremendous work ahead. There are elections across America next week, and two very important statewide elections in New Jersey and Virginia. We are going to have to work hard to keep the Halloween villains Abigail 'Rage' Spanberger, Jay 'Two Bullets' Jones, and the Annapolis fraud Mikie Sherrill out of office. The good news is that Republicans have nominated outstanding candidates to beat them in Winsome Earle-Sears, Jason Miyares, and Jack Ciattarelli, respectively. But they are going to need all our effort and help to cross the finish line. 

Outside of those elections, obviously, we still have the constant scourge of Antifa, communists, and violent trans shooters to deal with. Even Jason Vorhees, Michael Myers, and Freddy Krueger can't compete with the destruction those groups can wreak. 

But we know that work lies ahead. For this Halloween weekend, I hope that we can all take some time to be grateful for how far we have come -- and how much America is BACK -- in less than one year. 

Happy Halloween to all of our Twitchy readers. I hope you get your favorite candy, win all of your costume contests, and can sit back and enjoy some hot cider laced with liberal tears this weekend. 

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