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AP Photo/Yuki Iwamura

What is it about the far-left that makes them so ridiculously deluded. Feminists for trans identifying biological males in women's sports, queers for Palestine and the Jewish Voice for Peace all seem to embrace a reality that simply doesn't exist.

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As we approach Judaism's most significant holiday, Passover, JVP jumps in with their version. Before we go any further, Passover is a remembrance of God's promise to Abraham to make Israel a great nation and its fulfillment in brining the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt. The seder is the meal and the reading of the Hagaddah  (which translates to 'telling' as in 'the telling of the Passover story). 

Jewish Voice for Peace is for everything opposite of that, which makes this all the more comical and tragic.

Fair question. The answer will undoubtably be incomprehensible academic gobbledygook or chants of 'free free Palestine'. There will be no logical answer. There can't be.

Solomon once wrote:

Answer not a fool according to his folly,
Lest thou also be like unto him.

Strangely enough, he also wrote

Answer a fool according to his folly,
Lest he be wise in his own eyes.

This is a mystery beyond the scope of this article (and this writer's mental capacity), but this is Twitchy, and Proverbs 26 does not mention sick burns. So with that, let's get to it!

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'Both' is a reasonable answer.

Gaza's favorite Rabbi, Linda Goldstein nails it.

Do not, repeat not use logic here. It's a war for 'liberation' and the first casualty are their minds.

There ought to be a term for this. 'Asshoeturfing'?

OK, this is a suggestion we're willing to entertain.

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According the to the Bibles of the far-left and far-right (NHV (New Horseshoe Version)), Jews are from Poland.

'Next year in Jerusalem' is the traditional ending of the Passover seder. We hope they don't throw out their backs contorting the meaning of this one. 

Here's a little background if you want to read up on the 'Jewish' Voice for 'Peace'. Wishing a wonderful and meaningful Passover to those who celebrate.


 

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