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What Happened in Lebanon - Beyond the Memes

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Today has been a great day for Israel and memes thanks to a clever anti-terrorist operation that caused pagers to blow up injuring and killing the Hezbollah operatives who carried them.

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So far not much is known about the who, what, how and why, but here is an excellent, but unconfirmed summary.

The rest of the Tweet.

When the pagers turned on, the batteries heated and activated the explosive.

3. The pagers got distributed to terrorists who had their balls exploded. It was funny. Yes, some big holes and a couple standbyers may have gotten burned. But this wasnt intended to kill anyone. 

4. This was an intelligence operation. Everyone who got exploded (~1200) will seek medical help. Mossad will then collect their names and data and create a massive Hezbollah terrorist network map. 

This was smart and cool and targeted the bad guys. Sometimes Israel can go a bit too far. 

This wasn’t it. It was targeted, smart and hilarious. 

They named it “Below the Belt” operation. I’m ok with it. No civilians were caught in any serious crossfire here. I’m not a blind defender of Israel But I’m not gonna cry to see Islamic terrorists who hate the West and would kill me in a heartbeat having their balls exploded right beneath them. 

Once again, All things accounted for, The overall result was smart and great.

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Continuing.


It was a good operation - unless you are Hezbollah, an Ivy League professor or one of their brainwashed intersectional communist students.

There was much appreciation.

When Ron Coleman approves, you can take it to the bank.

We prefer "Operation Seventy-two Amused Virgins".

Again, this information isn't authoritative, just well researched and smart.

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Stay tuned as this is a developing story.

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