'May He Rest in Eternal Glory and Peace': Scott Adams Has Passed Away...
New Footage Showing Aftermath of MN Shooting Tells Us SO MUCH About Why...
'Temporary Means TEMPORARY': Trump Admin Done PLAYING With Fraud-Happy Somalis (Yeah, It J...
'DUMBEST Scrote in Hollywood' Mark Ruffalo Weeps About Trump TERRORIZING HIM As an...
Salena Zito DROPS Broken, Bitter Old Crank John Cleese For His Shameful Trump...
Parental Control: MS NOW’s Katy Tur Defends ‘Mother of Three’ Narrative by Invoking...
Invasion Inversion: Mayor Jacob Frey Says Federal Agents Are the Real Invaders, Not...
Stage and Scream: Hollywood Director Judd Apatow Says America Is Living Under a...
Congressman Proves There Is Such a Thing as a Stupid Question
Author of 'How Fascism Works' Says Trump Is Leading an Unlawful Takeover of...
Jacob Frey Asked ICE a Gotcha Question About Red States That BACKFIRED in...
'It's Worse Than You're Seeing': Liberal-leaning Developer Claims ICE Terror in MN, Gets...
David Frum: The Minneapolis Shooting Was a MAGA Version of a Third-World Honor...
Lieu vs. Reality: Congressman Slams ICE Shove, Gets Slammed Back for Ignoring Man...
From MSNBC Flop to Georgetown Fellow: Mehdi Hasan Lands Qatari-Backed Gig

WOW, That's Fast! DeSantis Says Alligator Alcatraz will Be Ready to Open as Early as Tuesday

Walt Disney World Resort via AP, File

As Twitchy readers know, the state of Florida is in the process of constructing an ICE detention center colloquially known as Alligator Alcatraz. Proposed by Florida's AG James Uthmeier, and given federal approval on June 23rd, the project was expected to take a month before the facility was prepared to start housing as many as five thousand illegal aliens detained by ICE.

Advertisement

Constructing a five-thousand-bed detention facility at a vacant airfield in the heart of the Everglades in less than a month may seem ambitious, but this is Florida, and tackling big projects at record speed is in their DNA.

Construction began shortly after receiving DHS approval this week. This morning, Governor Ron DeSantis took Fox News host Steve Doocy on a tour and announced the facility would be ready to start housing detainees as early as this Tuesday.

Watch:

Advertisement

The rest of the post:

Florida's new illegal alien detention center will be surrounded by gators and pythons, and is RIGHT next to where they can board a plane to be deported."This is all 24 hours - 24 hours from now, you're gonna see even more. By Tuesday, this will be able to have intake of illegals." Governor Ron DeSantis said

"This is gonna be a FORCE MULTIPLIER!"

"If a criminal alien were to escape - you've got nowhere to go! [...] Trudge through the swamp and dodge alligators for 50-60 miles just to get to civilization?"

"This has no impact on Florida residents...logistically, this really answers the call. All you need is a little bus to move them 2,000 feet that way, they get on a plane and then they're gone."

Getting a facility of this scope up and operational in a week is impressive, but it shouldn't be surprising. As Governor DeSantis explained, Florida's Emergency Management Agency is overseeing the project. The same agency that rebuilt the Pine Island bridge in three days back in 2022.

Three days to go from this...

To this...

Getting a detention facility operational in a week, as impressive as that is, shouldn't surprise anyone.

Advertisement

The facility is going up so quickly, we hope ICE will be ready to staff it in time.

Alligator Alcatraz stands as an example of what a properly funded government can accomplish when it's motivated to do so.

Florida will have its new ICE detention center operational on Tuesday. If you believe that any Democrat Administration could accomplish what DeSantis is doing with Alligator Alcatraz, we have a high-speed rail system in California to sell you. (Rails not included)

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement