Clueless No Kings Protesters Explain Why Trump's a Fascist and Insist Kamala Harris Won a Dem Primary

The "No Kings" protests were Saturday, and as even Dem Sen. Mazie Hirono was good enough to inadvertently point out, they worked because the U.S. still doesn't have a King. 

There are a couple of videos going around featuring interviews with protesters who have vowed to "resist" an administration that isn't trying to oppress them and it's obvious that many just didn't know why they were there. 

The circular reasoning at play here to explain how Trump is a King or a "fascist" is off the charts. Watch: 

Stopped by a "No Kings" Rally just outside of Austin,Texas.
I asked one simple question over and over:
“How exactly is Trump acting like a king?”

“Trump is not a king… but he’s acting like one because… everything.” (followed by painful silence when asked for one single… pic.twitter.com/WPVhJUnAmx

— Kristi Leigh (@KristiLeighTV) March 30, 2026

"Trump's a fascist!"

"How?" 

"Because he's a fascist!"

Well, at least the logic is solid. 

In the second video a protester was asked about how Kamala Harris ended up as the Democrats' presidential nominee in 2024, and hello cluelessness: 

Interviewr: “How many votes did Kamala Harris get in the democratic primary.”

Liberal: “A lot.”

Interviewr: “ZERO, there was NO democratic primary.” 🤡

Liberal; “yes there was..”

It's amazing that these people manage to function. pic.twitter.com/w3QG6zpB8A

— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) April 1, 2026

Amazing indeed.

@KamalaHarris was installed, she got zero votes in the primary yet democrats are protesting for “ democracy” LMAO .. what idiots they are! https://t.co/IIR3NPM44Z

— April (@PhDs4Freedom) April 2, 2026

All while Democrats were trying to throw Trump in prison or at least kick him off the ballot so Americans couldn't vote for him. But they sure do love "democracy" (cue massive eye roll)!

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Editor’s Note: The 2026 Midterms will determine the fate of President Trump’s America First agenda. Republicans must maintain control of both chambers of Congress and overcome the kinds of morons who want to cancel out your vote as you just saw in the story above. 

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