3 Years Later and We STILL Don't Know the Identity of 'Pipe Bomb Guy' in DC (Why Is That?)

Jan 05, 2024 11:40 AM
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3 Years Later and We STILL Don't Know the Identity of 'Pipe Bomb Guy' in DC (Why Is That?)
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This afternoon President Biden will deliver another "saving democracy" diatribe, and it remains to be seen if he'll use the ironic Philly backdrop from his last "unifying the country by demonizing tens of millions of Americans" speech:

The White House wanted Biden to deliver the speech at Valley Forge tomorrow, on the third anniversary of January 6 (which has basically become a national holiday for Dems and the media), but there's supposed to be a snowstorm in that area. George Washington might get a laugh out of that. As I wrote yesterday for our VIP readers, another thing that George Washington might laugh at is Biden using his name in a "save democracy from Trump" kind of way. That's rich because the British considered Washington to be an "insurrectionist." 

But I digress. There's an unsolved aspect to January 6, 2021 that Dems and the media seem to be fine with letting slip through the cracks, and that's the question of who planted the pipe bombs at DNC and RNC headquarters in Washington, DC. 

Gee, that's strange. The FBI can identify somebody who broke wind within 100 yards of the Capitol on January 6th but can't find this person, even with a reward having been offered.

On Jan. 5, 2021, a person wearing a grey hoodie, a face mask, gloves, glasses and a pair of black and light grey Nike Air Max Speed Turf shoes with a yellow Nike logo placed pipe bombs near the headquarters for both the Republican and Democratic National Committees, according to the FBI.

The agency has yet to be able to identify the perpetrator and is offering a $500,000 reward for information on the suspect.

The pipe bombs were found equipped with kitchen timers, according to the FBI. Although the bombs did not go off before being discovered, the FBI says the suspect walked through residential areas with "viable pipe bombs that could have seriously injured or killed innocent bystanders."

Call me skeptical, but if the person in the video had been wearing a MAGA hat I'm guessing this mystery would have been solved by now.

How is that even possible?

The FBI does continue to get tips though:

Maybe somebody doesn't want to give up their sweet pension by turning themselves in, even for five hundred grand.

Have a great weekend everybody!

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