Not only does Rep. Eric Swalwell not back Trump … he also farts on TV, sleeps with Chinese spies, and threatened to nuke American citizens. There are plenty of good reasons to keep your child out of Swalwell’s reach. For his part, Swalwell feels bad for this poor boy who is being raised in a cult family.
Today I gave a tour in the Capitol and was stopped by a father with his young boy. The father yelled at me “Hey Swalwell” and then told his son, “that’s Swalwell. He’s trouble. He doesn’t back Trump.” I kept walking and felt sad for the boy. He’s being raised in a cult family.
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) June 22, 2022
of all the things that never happened…lol
— Keri Lynn (@kerilynnNY) June 22, 2022
— 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞 𝟐 🦑🤺 (@SisyphusGoals) June 22, 2022
Cool story bro.
— Lone Star Jack 🇺🇸 (@mtumulty) June 22, 2022
How is Jussie these days?
— Paul M. (@ArizonaPaul) June 22, 2022
This didn’t happen.
— Robert Laurie (@RobertLaurie) June 22, 2022
This literally didn’t happen.
— SnarkyBowTieNYC ⑅ (@porscheFanNYC) June 22, 2022
You could collect these self-aggrandizing “stories” from this person and have more than enough for several years of one-a-day calendars. He spins these yarns because he thinks you’re stupid enough to believe him.
— Safe Spaces | Commentary+ (@real_safespaces) June 22, 2022
Make sure and follow @RepSwalwell for more stories about things that definitely happened for sure
— Ezra Swander (@fjb_1984) June 22, 2022
The first five words and seeing who typed them told me that this never happened.
— Mike Edwards (@nytmare72) June 22, 2022
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And then everyone clapped.
— Scott W. Hunter (@SWHesq) June 22, 2022
Don’t worry about Swalwell … he’s being consoled by his followers with lots and lots of broken heart and crying emoji. He’ll get through it.
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