We all know Speaker Nancy Pelosi got dragged into this whole impeachment mess kicking and screaming but eventually had to bow to the lunatic fringe that’s taken over her party. Ever since then, she’s told us again and again how solemn and somber and prayerful impeachment is and she’s not doing it out of any animus for President Trump; she’s just following her oath of office, no matter how much it pains her.
Even Rep. Adam Schiff tells the story of how he resisted calls to impeach Trump for over a year. But then Schiff tells lots of stories.
We had to check his Twitter bio to see if he was still running, and apparently Joe Walsh is still planning to primary Trump in 2020, and Trump’s impeachment and removal from office would improve his chances of becoming president … but only slightly.
Walsh proposes a way to tell who’s on the right side of the impeachment debate: Republicans or Democrats. Democrats, you see, are sober and pained by the whole process, while the Republicans aren’t — Rep. Lindsey Graham says he wouldn’t call any witnesses during the Senate trial; he’d just vote it down and move on and let the whole sham die a quick death.
So here’s Walsh’s hot take if you can handle it:
Confused about who’s on the right, principled, courageous side of this impeachment thing? Look at how serious, sober, and pained Democrats are as they wrestle with this profound vote. And look at how Republicans aren’t.
The difference is stark. There’s your answer. https://t.co/cWUf8dZPxE
— Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) December 16, 2019
Oh man! Joe…this can't be real?? Pained? Sober? Yikes!
— Chris Nichols (@ChrisNicholsNFI) December 17, 2019
— Stark (@Foldedspace) December 17, 2019
This whole thing was a bunch of bullsh*t. pic.twitter.com/jCEGMBjncR
— Eric (@usc8385) December 16, 2019
— Samuel Nicholas (@Teufelshunde_95) December 17, 2019
You can not be serious!
— David (@DSmykal) December 16, 2019
— Alex Jeffries ? (@the1codemonkey) December 16, 2019
Now convinced this is a parody account like @TitaniaMcGrath
It's the only rational conclusion.
— Zed Leppelin (@_Zed_Leppelin) December 17, 2019
— Hippity Doo Da (@HippityD) December 16, 2019
Yes, the Democrats are so pained as they do the thing they've been trying to do for four years.
— Hic Sunt Dracones (@Dracones24601) December 16, 2019
Serious, sober and Pained?!? What a crock. This has been their plan for the last 3 years. Republicans know this is BS. There’s your answer.
— Debra Hollins (@Dhollins9) December 17, 2019
Bahahaha…"its a solemn day for our nation"….how do the Dems say that with a straight face?
Al Green said it best….if we dont impeach he will win again.
— Eddie P (@_thegoods55) December 17, 2019
"The difference is stark…" pic.twitter.com/2jVw1L77Kt
— (((L.N. Smithee))) (@LNSmithee) December 17, 2019
Walsh, you are now a clown
— Mary Stuhr (@Woodhaven54) December 17, 2019
— it's a Coup⚔️ (@kmjoseph705) December 17, 2019
You have, once again, be-clowned yourself beyond repair.
— Zizz (@hraphanidousai) December 16, 2019
Hahahaha.. I almost fear you believe that drivel you just uttered. You are so outclassed and completely hoodwinked by this Dem scam that I beg you to find another career. You are either corrupt or stupid.. We have need of neither.
— Darkek Metumbo (@metumbo) December 17, 2019
Wow, you have officially lost your mind.
— FNU LNU (@head_detective) December 17, 2019
They're wrestling with the possibility of losing the next election if they push this obvious sham impeachment that can't be backed with proof but instead by third party opinion because their constituents aren't stupid.
— Black And White (@BlackNWhite365) December 16, 2019
You don’t offer any seriousness to an obvious comedic sham, which is what this impeachment has been from jump.
— Jimmy Two Shoes (@JimmyTw13837513) December 16, 2019
You are delusional.
— Steve McIntyre: Austere Political Junkie (@jfms99) December 17, 2019
Walsh is the biggest ass-clown on Twitter.
— Ed Rollo (@edrollo) December 17, 2019
Serious, sober and pained?? You are seriously delusional. So “serious” they have been planning to impeach him for something before he even took office. Try pulling your head out of the sand. Just try…
— john walker (@johnwalker26) December 17, 2019
— derrick wetherington (@derrickwetherin) December 17, 2019
You obviously dont understand the problem.
— todd stone (@sfctoddstone) December 17, 2019
Are you high?
— Charles T. -Downtown (@crack_bass) December 17, 2019
Now play back Adam Schiff's farcical retelling of the phone call, or Hank Johnson's fictional story of Zelensky's daughter duct taped in Trump's basement, or Cedric Richmond watching golf during the hearing. Yeah, those Democrats are serious and sober, all right.
— Chandler Kenilworth (@ChandlerKenil) December 17, 2019
Serious ? Mock the transcript, disallow witnesses, correct witnesses on what to say or not say, three hearsay constitutional lawyers with bias, talk bribery but can’t put it in articles, watch golf, nod off -serious !
— Jerry Palmer (@JerryPa74973070) December 17, 2019
The only thing pained is your asinine acceptance of this sham. This comment is so twisted it would make Amish pretzel makers proud.
— Stosh126 (@stosh126) December 16, 2019
Then why are some Democrats not voting for it, one leaving the party?
— Nunyabizness (@Normaki59964998) December 16, 2019
So somber, so prayerful.
‘So solemn. So prayerful’: Congressman caught watching golf on his laptop during impeachment markup https://t.co/GXaNbxUcsx
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 13, 2019