You probably remember after the deadly church shooting in Sutherland Springs, Texas, when USA Today put together a slide show demonstrating some of the ways an AR-15 could be customized, with the most popular by far being the chainsaw bayonet attachment.
This crap is going to put me in an early grave. For the love of God… pic.twitter.com/VkuoGzMkX3
— Stephen Gutowski (@StephenGutowski) November 8, 2017
That actually led to some people building real-life chainsaw bayonet attachments just to show it could be done.
Now that we’ve learned that a Polish man grabbed a 5-foot long narwhal tusk off the wall and ran out to confront the London Bridge terrorist this week, Townhall columnist Kurt Schlichter has demanded memes:
NEED AR-15 WITH NARWHAL TUSK BAYONET MEME STAT
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) November 30, 2019
It didn’t take long for the public to come through.
— BlingCake (@BlingCakeTV) November 30, 2019
I don't know if it's quite an AR-15, but it's pretty close in terms of narwhal tusk bayonet meme.
— BlingCake (@BlingCakeTV) November 30, 2019
The Polish dude has a narwhal tusk with a AR-15 attachment.
— H.R. Chesterfield (@HRChesterfield) November 30, 2019
And under-the-barrel fire extinguisher
— Jubal E. Harshaw (@alimhaider) November 30, 2019
Now we need one with a fire extinguisher attachment!
— TexasRed (@craigbogan) November 30, 2019
Yes, they also used fire extinguishers against the terrorist.
— Pkillian82 (@pkillian82) November 30, 2019
Quick one pic.twitter.com/8x4ESw4t7j
— RightousRight (@RightousRight) November 30, 2019
Do it the other way. A narwhal horn with an AR-15 attachment.
— Hotep O'Ciaramella ??????? (@GodfreyBouillon) November 30, 2019
Not a meme, but an actual cool "narwhal" AR pic.twitter.com/f9FNOTNq4a
— Maclunkey Epstein (@MaclunkeySolo) November 30, 2019
— George Warner (@RealPunkJob) November 30, 2019
The M7 just looks silly now pic.twitter.com/vHCnHsggUl
— Whip (@phillyredpill) November 30, 2019
— Posonaut 118 ? (@posonaut) November 30, 2019
— Josh White ?? AppleDank? (@AppleDank) November 30, 2019
— LT. COL Yvonne Burton (@_YvonneBurton) November 30, 2019
— Posonaut 118 ? (@posonaut) November 30, 2019
Here’s one with a narwhal tusk in the chamber:
for those days when you don't want to get so hands-on with your local miscreants… pic.twitter.com/q4Z101a93x
— Implementor of Evil (@BlackMetalDev) November 30, 2019
I'm not buying that magazine unless it holds at least 30 tusks.
— Hal Sear (@HalSear) November 30, 2019
How about a norwall with a AR-15 pic.twitter.com/euEhLzsZVV
— black flag army memes / ?? (@BlackFlagArmy10) November 30, 2019
Darken the narwhal tusk, add a scope on top, a grip handle under, and call it:
Assault Narwhal Tusk.
— Und'oh (@und_oh) November 30, 2019
Someone make that happen in real life.
I have never been convinced by the “it takes a weapon to stop a weapon” argument until right now and tbh I want an assault narwhal. Not the tusk because that’s probably illegal and cruel. The full narwhal. https://t.co/2jsnHMriAp
— Emily Zanotti’s Great & Unmatched Wisdom (@emzanotti) November 30, 2019
All I'm asking for is a narwhal with frickin "laser beams" on it's head
— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) November 30, 2019
You need a whale of a big holster.
— Dan Gainor (@dangainor) November 30, 2019
I might be able to get my hands on some second hand trained attack narwhals, but they only respond to Russian commands
— Odins Beard (@ninja4hyrule) November 30, 2019
Related:
PHOTOS: Bystanders used a 5-foot long narwhal tusk and a fire extinguisher to confront the London Bridge terrorist https://t.co/kr3FrI4kp6
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 30, 2019
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