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'When the apocalypse happens': MoveOn making emergency plan for Robert Mueller's firing

It obvious that The Resistance has given up on the media and put 100 percent of its eggs in Robert Mueller’s basket when it comes to removing President Trump from office for colluding with Russia but — just spitballin’ here — what if Mueller doesn’t find anything?

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They’re counting on him to be Santa Claus this year, and it’s not just us saying that.

Actually, The Resistance can’t take the chance that Mueller won’t find anything, so the best bet is to hope and pray he is fired so that guilt can be presumed and … what?

MoveOn is standing by over the holidays with its partners in hysteria so that even if Trump tries to pull something on Christmas Eve, the masses will be prepared.

https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/942746328421076992

This is kind of cute; they’ve got it down to the hour, so keep those pussy hats by the door just in case.

Rallies will begin hours after news breaks of a Mueller firing:

If Mueller is fired BEFORE 2 P.M. local time —> events will begin @ 5 P.M. local time
If Mueller is fired AFTER 2 P.M. local time —> events will begin @ noon local time the following day

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A firing of Robert Mueller would be the apocalypse. Also, the repeal of the Obamacare mandate would be the apocalypse, as well as the repeal of net neutrality and the passage of the GOP tax bill.

Literally life and death.

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Only 80,000 have RSVP’d, and that includes international events in London and Paris? That’s … not a lot. Not enough to shut down the country, but no one tell Rob Reiner or George Takei, OK?

Changing hearts, changing minds, one freakout at a time.

In other news:


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‘This is an actual emergency’: Let’s all watch a law professor melt down over Robert Mueller’s (rumored) firing

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