Biostatistician (at least that’s what his bio says) Ryan Imgrund says that you can check out his website for daily COVID analysis. But it seems some people whom he believes lack reading comprehension misinterpreted a tweet he posted yesterday in which he asked whether they should cancel a school’s maskless assembly or burn the school down. (Editor’s note: We have to go with screenshots here because Imgrund locked down his account as we were writing this post.)
What you morons didn’t get was that he wasn’t actually suggesting they burn the school down; his point was hold holding a maskless assembly would be the equivalent of burning the school down.
OK, that’s better. Wait … no, it’s not. For the record, Imgrund has limited replies, so here come the quote tweets:
Equivalent? Hyperbole is not dead https://t.co/lNX6VAhWJd
— Chet Cannon (@Chet_Cannon) March 30, 2022
This guy doesn’t realize most of Europe has been this way for a year. Our schools in Florida aren’t burning down either. But hey, keeping believing in the cloth. 🙄 https://t.co/wqfDbNqZG2
— Brian thinking critically 🐊 (@BriCritically) March 30, 2022
Ppl really believe this stuff.
My kids go to two diff schools & both have been operating normally (no mandated testing or contact quarantines) & mask-free since July/August 2021 — w/ assemblies & sports & dances & everything.
Nothing ‘burned down’.
When will the hysteria end? https://t.co/5berHS8tTL
— AJ Kay (@AJKayWriter) March 30, 2022
Remember in January when the Supreme Court was arguing the constitutionality of President Joe Biden’s OSHA vaccine mandate and Justice Sonia Sotomayor said there were over 100,000 children in serious condition, “many on ventilators”?
This analogy is the equivalent of St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre. https://t.co/NMS9TsGC3V
— Jeff B. is *BOX OFFICE POISON* (@EsotericCD) March 30, 2022
No it isn't? Jesus Christ, this has nothing to do with literally burning a school down. We have maskless assemblies and I am pretty sure our school is still standing. https://t.co/NxS8Y5DU85
— LaGenevoisedeservice (@RightsRobins) March 30, 2022
Ahh, genius here with the new virtue-signaling flag in his handle has turned off replies to his hysterical overreaction.
— Tommy Victory, Charming Rogue (@TommyVictoryNY) March 30, 2022
Covid fear porn tweet with replies off and a Ukrainian flag in the bio. https://t.co/xKgiDvWBl8
— Dave Petroziello (@dpetr12676) March 30, 2022
My daughter's middle school had a band concert with all 3 grades, then 2 weeks later had the school musical. Miraculously the school still stands and no big scary outbreaks. At all. https://t.co/8kNJ0r1nyw
— sir frankie crisp (@sirfrankiecris5) March 30, 2022
— Josh 🗯 (@hosesway) March 30, 2022
"For those who lack basic reading comprehension skills…"
I'm still blown away by just how snarky and condescending these people are. It wouldn't bother me quite as much, if they weren't in charge of nearly every aspect of our society. https://t.co/KOWJKa4bVi
— Scotty P 🎸 (@Scott_7791) March 30, 2022
A calm, measured, reasonable take. https://t.co/BnnHOuD1b8
— Deep Threat (@DeeepThreat) March 30, 2022
Again, how many Americans sent their kids to school, maskless, all year, and the year before that? But Imgrund is Canadian, so maybe they have some sort of super-strain of COVID there that is killing kids left and right.
Jen Psaki says ‘we don’t know’ if 79-year-old Joe Biden contracting COVID would be more serious than someone in their 20s https://t.co/capB1BTNA9
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 17, 2022