Here’s one of those clips of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez where you can see how long you can make it before turning it off. She told us four years ago that we had 12 years to save the planet. Apparently, that wasn’t enough to scare Americans into giving up their use of fossil fuels, so now she has a new crisis: the connection between fossil fuel extraction and the abduction and murder of indigenous women. It’s all too overlooked, she says. Our question is, where does she find all of this stuff? We mean, she even found colonialism in community gardens where they grow cauliflower and not yucca.
.@AOC: "Fossil Fuel extraction" is correlated with "abduction and murders of indigenous women across the United States" pic.twitter.com/eUXYcNaJmQ
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 17, 2022
Utter delusion.
— J.D. Haltigan, PhD (@JDHaltigan) March 17, 2022
As we know, correlation does not imply causation
— Dufief Mill (@Dufief_Mill) March 17, 2022
— Richard *𝐏𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐚* Maxton (@LastSon76) March 17, 2022
A consensus of mixologists have correlated the data, and GUESS WHAT?
— Steven Noel 🇺🇸 (@SC_Noel) March 17, 2022
It's also correlated with the greatest growth of wealth in human history, but we all know that Sandy the bartender isn't a student of history
— Andrew Furtado (@AndrewFurtado3) March 17, 2022
Ban gas powered cars so that only environmentally responsible abductions are possible is a take….
— jbrenner (@jbrenner2000) March 17, 2022
So…oil companies use the blood of indigenous women to grind the gears of oil pumps?
— Notredamealum02 (@notredamealum02) March 17, 2022
Yes. Roughnecks make sure to do a ritual sacrifice of an indigenous woman prior to drilling for oil. Always.
Nailed it.
— Mr. Jones™️🤓🇺🇸 (@MrJonestm) March 17, 2022
That’s horrible, can we please see the sources?
— Peter LaMariana (@PeterLamariana) March 17, 2022
— Epic Sax Ten Hours (@EpicSaxTenHours) March 17, 2022
Not that unhinged leftists respect the Constitution, but protesting on private property is not a Constitutional right.
— ƬЄƛƓƛƝ ƦЄƖԼԼƳ🍸 (@velvethammer) March 17, 2022
She’s a little bit early with this; we’ve learned from Greenpeace that May 5 is the National Day of Awareness for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women.
We also confess we wrote this post just because we’re mad we can’t date her.
Related:
‘When the edibles REALLY kick in’: AOC puts her Econ degree to work in super-informed thread on like, capitalism, subsidies, and gas and stuff https://t.co/DuLfbP2IbU
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 14, 2022
