But did George Floyd’s daughter want to play with the hairs on President Biden’s legs?
We could go two ways with this. First, it was Geroge Floyd Day, with U.S. embassies flying giant Black Lives Matter banners around the world and President Joe Biden paying a visit to Floyd’s family (after the gunfire died down, presumably).
Or we could ask again, what is the deal with Biden always saying he’s going to get into trouble? He’s the president, but he tells reporters he’ll get in trouble if he sticks around to answer questions. Now his wife’s going to kill him.
On Tuesday, Biden said his wife would kill him if she knew what snacks he gave to Floyd’s daughter. He also mentioned that she wanted to sit in his lap, although he made a video at the launch of his campaign acknowledging he’d learned about personal space.
Joe Biden says he gave George Floyd’s daughter Gianna Cheetos and milk during the family’s visit to the White House
“My wife’s going to kill me,” he added.
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) May 25, 2021
PRES. BIDEN: George Floyd's daughter Gianna "threw her arms around me, gave me a big hug — and wanted to sit in my lap."
"My wife would kill me — we gave her some ice cream, she had some Cheetos, and I think she had some chocolate milk," POTUS says. pic.twitter.com/YbWYzVhvag
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) May 25, 2021
Why would his wife kill him for giving a child some snacks?
— Stephe96 (@Stephe96) May 25, 2021
— William Burke (@LetsGoBuffalo24) May 25, 2021
— 8 (@hedoesitforfree) May 25, 2021
— Fat Mac Capital Investment (@StochStocks) May 25, 2021
Joe was probably a funny guy in his youth. Now it just comes across as creepy.
— Hulkster TO THE 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚 (@HulkAHolic) May 25, 2021
That’s not creepy at all
— Tarentino Ferrari III (@kingkrab24) May 25, 2021
That’s it. That’s the weirdest thing I ever fucking heard
— Tori Lahren (@Tori_Philly4) May 26, 2021
— Just Love (@cya_tl) May 25, 2021
wondering if he showed off his blond leg hair?
— Joshua James (@joshuajames_og) May 25, 2021
He sniffed her hair for sure
— Murk (@MurkN1O1) May 25, 2021
Imagine the hair sniffing that went down.
— Mr. Jeremy Turner (@MrJeremyTurner) May 25, 2021
— Ryan Dokter 🗣🇱🇷 (@DokterRyan) May 25, 2021
Can someone please stop giving this guy a mic. He’s embarrassing us
— Jack (@ZHawk2k15) May 25, 2021
— thunder (@thcd240) May 25, 2021
— DustyVanGilder (@DustyVG) May 25, 2021
80 million voted for this
— Marcelo Guerra (@marcelofromLA) May 25, 2021
The leader of the free world!
— Dasan (@Dasan61819579) May 25, 2021
One parting shot that we’ll just leave here:
I wish people recognized the death of Jesus Christ as much as they do George Floyd.
That’s all I have to say.
— Vernon Jones (@RepVernonJones) May 25, 2021
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 2, 2019