You probably remember when USA Today did a follow-up on the deadly shooting in Sutherland Springs, Texas, showing all of the possible attachments for an AR-15, including a chainsaw bayonet. (USA Today later clarified, after launching a thousand memes, that “the shooter did not use a chainsaw bayonet.”)

Here’s a nice setup accompanied by the same old question: Why does any civilian need this?

Just one reason? That’s more than you’re owed, to be honest.

Sen. Dianne Feinstein would definitely oppose this assault weapon because it’s black and metal and not made of wood, which is less scary.