2020 Democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg might be shoveling millions of dollars in the furnace to fund his television ad campaign, but heâ€™s discovered social media as well. Heâ€™s tweeted a photo of the nightmarish open office he plans to turn the White House East Room into (so heâ€™ll be closer to his team) and a photo of himself standing on the New York subway to prove that he â€¦ always stands?
Those have both been tweets from Bloombergâ€™s own account, but now Team Bloomberg seems to be talking the helm, and theyâ€™ve already tripped up.
Find someone who looks at you the way Mike looks at ribs.? pic.twitter.com/cXbBy2tavJ
â€” Team Bloomberg (@Mike2020) January 4, 2020
Um that's brisket https://t.co/msUlLkadZK
â€” Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) January 6, 2020
â€” Emily Gaudette (@emilygmonster) January 6, 2020
â€” Mic Dre (@mic_p_dre) January 6, 2020
â€¦ with barely concealed disdain?
â€” Dan (@LawoftheGator) January 6, 2020
With disgust and anxiety?
â€” Adam Trahan (@AdamTrahan) January 6, 2020
Truly the face of joy. pic.twitter.com/Dbbds1nsk3
â€” Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) January 6, 2020
Bloomberg looks as comfortable there as a hog might feel.
â€” Verbaluce (@verbaluce) January 6, 2020
Reads more like an expression of dread with just the slightest bit of contempt/disgust to me. Must be awful, having to constantly pose for photo ops with the unwashed masses and eat delicious brisket.
â€” True Face (@actualproximate) January 6, 2020
Iâ€™m amazed that you people think that this is a flattering picture. He looks like heâ€™s disgusted at the peasant food thatâ€™s been laid out before him
â€” The Original Straw Smuggler (@ethebuilder) January 6, 2020
And he looks scared of it! ?
â€” PSAM (@PSAM51790345) January 6, 2020
He looks like he's tallying the calorie count in his head.
â€” neets (@nycneets) January 6, 2020
He looks ready to leave
â€” besus (@CarlHunngus) January 6, 2020
"So this is how the poors eat? I can't say I'm impressedâ€¦"
â€” The World's Foremost Authority (@RayShowRatio) January 6, 2020
those arenâ€™t ribs, thatâ€™s brisket. Also, thatâ€™s some of the worst looking BBQ Iâ€™ve ever seen.
â€” Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) January 6, 2020
Find someone in your marketing staff who knows the difference between ribs and what appears to be some extremely poorly made brisket.
â€” green world war III (@tomizedconsumer) January 6, 2020
Lol. Clearly brisket. I donâ€™t think I can trust people who donâ€™t know bbq.
â€” Matthew White (@Matt_S_White) January 6, 2020
May I also point out that it looks incredibly dry. Just like Mike's personality.
â€” Jules Luciano (@JulesInFoCo) January 6, 2020
i thought meat was bad?
and, those aren't ribs.
â€” Anton Pagi (@AntonPagi) January 6, 2020
Leave it to a New Yorker to not know what ribs look like.
And for the record, that's crap BBQ.
â€” Revered and Austere Mourners (@rvolt24) January 6, 2020
I don't think Mike has the slightest idea.
â€” Billy Anderson (@wawabilly) January 6, 2020
Yeah, that's brisket there, New York.
â€” Jon Cassidy (@jpcassidy000) January 6, 2020
Thatâ€™s NY ribsâ€¦
â€” Scott Wright (@scottwright1429) January 6, 2020
He's just looking for a way to tax it.
â€” David Fowler (@model217) January 6, 2020
Um thatâ€™s brisket and I donâ€™t want to find someone that looks at me like theyâ€™re trying to find a new way to tax me. But thank you. @TeamBloomberg
â€” Barefoot Productions, llc (@barefootprods) January 6, 2020
Being Jewish, I would hope he knows brisket. It's very popular on Jewish holidays. ?
â€” ACT?â˜• (@ACT519) January 6, 2020
Probably figuring out how to ban them.
â€” Impeach This ? (@velcra820) January 6, 2020
And heâ€™s ruled that 2.5 ounces max per order.
â€” Brad Clapper (@BClap23) January 6, 2020
<GASP> PLASTIC utensils???
â€” Rani ~~ ~ Last of the Red Hot Boomers ? (@MilitaryRosary) January 6, 2020
He's already slapped their giant drinks off the table
â€” BGH â€“ Text TRUMP to 88022 (@KissMyCamo) January 6, 2020
He let his picture be taken in front of a Coca Cola signâ€¦. that is against his own rules
â€” Mike Tapas (@MikeTapas) January 6, 2020
Coke sign above his head probably to big
â€” fred (@americanfreebir) January 6, 2020
Notice, they all hid their sodas. ??
â€” Charles Mulligan (@CharlesMullig15) January 6, 2020
Are they allowed to drink soda?
â€” Boomer McBlockmee (@WiseOldToolFan) January 6, 2020
For now â€¦
Ahh, Bloombergâ€™s feeble attempts to relate to the middle and lower classes
â€” Zeke Morgan (@z3kem0rgan) January 6, 2020
That just tanked his campaign
â€” JC (@Quato2) January 6, 2020
â€” T. Squareman (@TSquare87) January 6, 2020
This is what passes for social media from the most wealthy candidate in the race? Embarrassing.
â€” Behold666 (@behold666) January 6, 2020
This is going to be The Producers in campaign form, isn't itâ€¦
â€” Orange Juche (@OrangeJuche) January 6, 2020
I'd rather find a presidential candidate that actually wants to win and will compete in the first 4 primaries.
Also, those aren't ribs.
â€” Boom Boom (@Josh1938) January 6, 2020
We want to see Bloomberg out on the campaign trail tearing into a huge Philly cheesesteak. Actually, we donâ€™t.
Vote for Mike Bloomberg because he always stands when he takes the subway https://t.co/EzWJgeK4px
â€” Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) January 2, 2020