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Hot-hot Marianne Williamson endorses Jim Treacher's piece on why she'll be our next president

As Twitchy reported Monday, Annie Leibovitz did a photo shoot of “the women of 2020,” but the five mean girls left Marianne Williamson out of their high-five, which didn’t go unnoticed by those who cursed Leibovitz with tweets full of orb emoji.

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Over at Twitchy sister site PJ Media, Jim Treacher wasn’t about to let that stand and published a piece explaining why Williamson will be our 46th president.

We’re going to give you Reason No. 3 for reasons that will become clear later:

3. She’s hot. Marianne Williamson isn’t just hot for a 66-year-old woman, she’s just plain hot-hot. Have we ever really had a hot president? I know a lot of people said this guy, but I never saw it. No offense to President Trump, but Marianne is way hotter. Time for an upgrade!

Williamson seemed to prefer that reason as well; too bad the hyphen broke her #hot-hot hashtag:

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Like we said yesterday, Williamson was one of the first to qualify for the debate stage, all the way back in early May; Kirsten Gillibrand barely made it under the wire the second weekend of June. Let’s get her her own photo shoot.


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