One in a while a tweet by a random, non-verified Twitter user goes viral, and this one is really taking off today as President Trump’s Oval Office address on border security draws nearer. But we’re still left wondering … how?
I would rather saw off my own vagina than watch Trump address the nation tonight.
— Manda Posthumously ⛸ (@ShutUpAmanda) January 8, 2019
Funny, I don't think anyone would stop you
— Kᗩᗰ (@Kamballs) January 8, 2019
Get to sawing!
— Chaska ?? ?? (@ChaskaDaisy) January 8, 2019
She's a mental health advocate…. woo hoo…
— Zach Davidman (@ZachDavidman) January 8, 2019
Here ya go. Offering a little help from some friends. pic.twitter.com/vVUvRHXXyN
— Nice Honey (@NiceHoney4) January 8, 2019
— Nate (@Nskepler) January 8, 2019
Don't you mean carve out?
— Jason (@jasonh444) January 8, 2019
I didn't know sawing off a vagina ““` was a thing! Maybe you need a steam cleaning with that TDS of yours! ?#MAGA #BuildTheWall
— 619 (@60NE9) January 8, 2019
You should get that fixed…
— deplorable G1. ?????? (@ghardin68) January 8, 2019
Oh God. Please no. ? https://t.co/jszqLdA5xh
— Duchess of Bourbon AnnaD (@AnnaDsays) January 8, 2019
How… how would that even work? ?
— juan doe (@supercab936) January 8, 2019
I thought she said she'd "show it off". This is worse somehow. Maybe
— Duchess of Bourbon AnnaD (@AnnaDsays) January 8, 2019
Wait. How would you saw that off??
There's nothing…..
I'm overthinking this, aren't I? https://t.co/tAhsoFMBMG
— RBe (@RBPundit) January 8, 2019
Shit, the whole physics of this sound intriguing
— Tommy H (@GhostRunner23) January 8, 2019
That would be an engineering feat. I don't wanna think about it.
— Louise Marley (@SingerLouise) January 8, 2019
I’d pay a dollar to see that.
— Fiona McCool (@fiona_mccool) January 8, 2019
Are we passing the hat or is there a gofundme or something?
— Sturm Bren Kimber (@JohnMoses3030) January 8, 2019
— Real Jerry Bullman ???❄️☃️ (@JerryBullman) January 8, 2019
Good then that those aren't your only options.
— Arturo Hammer (@ArtAHammer) January 8, 2019
So… Don't watch. Lol
— Josh (@Josh05255195) January 8, 2019
Seriously, Barack Obama gave prime time speeches from the White House all the time — no need to freak out like everyone’s doing.
Related:
CNN analyst wants a delay on Trump’s Oval Office address so journalists can ‘contextualize’ it https://t.co/D9yH7fgdNh
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) January 8, 2019
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