It obvious that The Resistance has given up on the media and put 100 percent of its eggs in Robert Mueller’s basket when it comes to removing President Trump from office for colluding with Russia but — just spitballin’ here — what if Mueller doesn’t find anything?
They’re counting on him to be Santa Claus this year, and it’s not just us saying that.
?Please Santa Mueller, give us a BIG – HUGE – Christmas present this week! Something to add to our holiday cheer and get us through to the brand new year! Here we come November 6, 2018! ?? pic.twitter.com/4t80GfD555
— FiredUpResistance? (@Vegas040805) December 19, 2017
Actually, The Resistance can’t take the chance that Mueller won’t find anything, so the best bet is to hope and pray he is fired so that guilt can be presumed and … what?
MoveOn is standing by over the holidays with its partners in hysteria so that even if Trump tries to pull something on Christmas Eve, the masses will be prepared.
We joined forces with @moveon, @IndivisibleTeam, @CommonCause, @Public_Citizen and many other partners to prepare a rapid response if Donald Trump fires Robert Mueller. We have 80,000 RSVPs to 500 events in all 50 states. Join us: https://t.co/ZfmUrHDQxY
— #MarchForTruth (@MarchForTruth17) December 17, 2017
So spontaneous! https://t.co/Ft9QDjUpOF
— JWF (@JammieWF) December 18, 2017
This is kind of cute; they’ve got it down to the hour, so keep those pussy hats by the door just in case.
Rallies will begin hours after news breaks of a Mueller firing:
If Mueller is fired BEFORE 2 P.M. local time —> events will begin @ 5 P.M. local time
If Mueller is fired AFTER 2 P.M. local time —> events will begin @ noon local time the following day
Someone I really admire gave me 3 pieces of advice after Trump was "elected." 1. If you want to flip Congress, start with state gov't.✅ Volunteer locally. ✅ 3. When the apocalypse happens, rise up. A firing of Mueller would be 3. We have to all be prepared to stand up. https://t.co/tCqE8LAiEx
— gayle forman (@gayleforman) December 17, 2017
A firing of Robert Mueller would be the apocalypse. Also, the repeal of the Obamacare mandate would be the apocalypse, as well as the repeal of net neutrality and the passage of the GOP tax bill.
— Donia Que (@DonnaKDDJ) December 18, 2017
Literally life and death.
I signed up in NYC and Minneapolis (in case Trump tries to pull this bs when I and other people are home for the holidays). Fox News is facilitating this fascist power grab as we speak, so it's not out of the realm of possibility. Sign up! https://t.co/QjC9m1J95m
— Alex Lauer (@alexlauer) December 17, 2017
A few helpful hints:
Memorize important contacts
You need a solar charger, a headlamp, a bail fund
Set an off-site meeting time & place with your crew
Someone stays at that place while you march
That person administrates your bail
Tomorrow: Dress for the street https://t.co/bUToXWK5Bn
— Gussie's Guide (@gussieherself) December 17, 2017
I'm one of the 80,000, you? https://t.co/JVmKNFr5So
— Mark Cathcart (@cathcam) December 18, 2017
Changing hearts, changing minds, one freakout at a time.
I never really cared but now I hope Mueller gets fired just to see the streets full of idiots! Don't forget your pink hats, it's like the icing on the cake. https://t.co/TrFiEomTxn
— Sean Stevenson (@SeanStevenson6) December 17, 2017
In other news:
People with knowledge of Mueller's investigation tell WaPo it could last at least another year. "…members of Mueller’s team have told others they expect to be working through much of 2018, at the minimum."https://t.co/WRTD0g3pgm
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) December 19, 2017