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We KNEW This Was Coming: Scientists Say Your BREATHING Is Bad for the Environment (They're Serious)

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Breathing. It's kind of important for survival. And we're fans.

But, we've also said for a while you are the carbon the environmental Left wants to reduce.

And now breathing -- that basic function of life -- is a threat to the environment.

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This is why people have a growing mistrust of science.

0.1% of the greenhouse gas emissions.

One tenth of one percent.

Are they going to start taxing our exhalations?

The Daily Mail reports:

Whether it's eating less meat or cycling instead of driving, humans can do many things to help prevent climate change.

Unfortunately, breathing less isn't one of them. 

That might be a problem, as a new study claims the gases in air exhaled from human lungs is fueling global warming.

Methane and nitrous oxide in the air we exhale makes up to 0.1 per cent of the UK's greenhouse gas emissions, scientists say. 

And that's not even accounting for the gas we release from burps and farts, or emissions that come from our skin without us noticing. 

They've let the mask slip in the past, but now they're just coming out and saying it: you are the problem.

Remember this.

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Yes. They can go first and set an example for the rest of us.

Yes we are.

The audacity of us. Breathing and all that.

The environmental Left's mentality is 'Just enough of us, way too many of you.' And they act on this.

Yes.

We all knew this was coming.

And next there will be a carbon tax on our breathing, a lifetime allotment of breaths, and breathing passports.

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Ding! Ding! Ding!

They loathe humanity and want us all to die.

Don't be surprised if this is next.

They're probably debating this in Dubai before heading home on their private jets.

That too. Bank on it.

'Science.'

No. Just as they won't give up their private jets, fancy trips, or meat.

Only the little guys have to make sacrifices.

Hard to argue otherwise.

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They'll try.

They'll lose. But they'll try.

That's exactly what this is. 

How dare we live.

No one has done more to damage trust in science than scientists.

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