Illegal Immigrant Settled in Rochester Says It’s ’Traumatic’ and ‘No Good’
Biden Says You Think He’s Kidding That He Has Tons of Morehouse Men...
Reuters Reports That Aid Coming Through Biden's Pier Has Been Stolen
Iowahawk Declares Five Days of Helicopter Jokes - Twitter (X) Delivers
Shocker: Rep. Jasmine Crockett Accuses Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Racism
Scarlett Johansson Accuses Sam Altman of Basing AI Voice 'Sky' on Her Even...
She Knows She's Lying. Dem Rep. Cori Bush Introduces 'Mike Brown Bill' Pushing...
Biden Mistakenly Claims Hershel Goldberg-Polin is 'With Him' Before Realizing He is Still...
European Union Sends Condolences to Family of Butcher of Tehran
TIME: Florida Made It Difficult for a Man to Get an Abortion
MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell Explains Why Michael Cohen Embezzled From Trump Org
Joe Biden Says Barack Obama Sent Him to Detroit to Fix the Pandemic
Cohen Embezzles, Biden Malfunctions, Media Demolished!
Biden Warns If Trump Wins He'll Put Somebody Else Without a Brain on...
Desperation Is The World's Worst Cologne: Leftists Try to Gin Up Justice...

WOOF! First Joke/Story of The Onion's Ben Collins Era Drops and It's Even WORSE Than You'd Expect

Twitchy

Maybe we missed a memo, but isn't The Onion supposed to be funny? 

Hrm.

As Twitchy readers know, Ben Collins has purchased The Onion and originally we thought it made perfect sense - who better to own a site that specializes in writing fake news, ya' know? But now that we've seen the first 'joke' we're not so sure.

Advertisement

Maybe they didn't mean it to be a joke? 

It's a weird slideshow that you click through.

Yeah, that's it.

Huh.

Not funny.

People on the Left rarely have a sense of humor these days.

Sorry, not even sorry for saying so.

Not to mention they're really really REALLY trying to get people to sign up.

Don't get this editor wrong, we know all too well how important it is to get subscribers, but this seems a bit like overkill.

Life comes at you fast sometimes.

Advertisement

It couldn't hurt.

======================================================================

Related:

Our Own Coucy Sets Students' FREE PALESTINE Dance Video to Various Songs and LOL Now We're Dead (Watch)

WaPo Columnist's Big GOTCHA Defending Pro-Hamas Campus Protesters Terrorizing Jewish Students BACKFIRES

KARMA, That You? Check Out This List of California Politicians REAPING What Their Prog Policies Have Sown

Columbia Protest Leader's Statement/Backpedal After Saying Jews Don't Deserve to Live a Lesson in FAFO

Who Team Biden is Bringing in to 'Tell the President's Story' at the DNC in August ACCIDENTALLY Hilarious

====================================================================== 

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement