This SCANDAL will end Trump! WaPo reveals that Trump OPPRESSES certain flavors of Starburst

Sam J. | 2:48 PM on January 15, 2018

Ok, this is the big one, people.

For months the Left has been looking for anything they can USE to impeach President Trump, and it seems the Washington Post has FINALLY found something that will do JUST THAT.

https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/952980142934122498

We should call this Starburst Gate. #StarburstGate

Not red and pink!!! That monster!

Racist! Sexist … something, something.

https://twitter.com/MannarinoJoey/status/952981119653351424

Welp, we knew they were ridiculous, they just had to remind us HOW ridiculous with a story like this one.

These people.

Personally, I like the orange Starburst flavor the best, with the strawberry come in as a close second. cc: @GOPLeader

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) January 15, 2018

Orange Starburst are awesome.

Scandal!

if anyone ever instructs a staffer to sort out two specific starburst flavors to give to me so u can win me over u should know I like the pink and yellow ones thanks

— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) January 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/timothypmurphy/status/952981178470076416

Clearly.

Wait. Are people reacting like this is crazy? Because it's not crazy to have a preference in Starburst flavors. That McCarthy noticed this and sent him that gift is both politically smart and fairly endearing. https://t.co/jV8rsDDt3p

— Stephen Gutowski (@StephenGutowski) January 15, 2018