As Twitchy reported, the Lincoln Memorial was closed this morning after jerk-tastic vandals splashed it with green paint. According to highly-paid actor Jim Carrey, the vandalism was kind of understandable, what with all the corporate tyranny disguised as democracy. Really, Abe the corporate tyrant was kinda asking for it, eh?

Think before he tweets? This is Jim “heartless motherf*ckers” Carrey we’re talking about.

That tweet was actually a revision. In a since-deleted tweet, Carrey used the word “greed” instead of “tyranny.”



Fixed it for ya, Jim:

Question for Carrey:


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  • Stephanie Warren

    How’s about we vandalize jim carrey’s face?! Shame on him!

    • Robert Hoff

      …how would you be able to tell if his face was vandalized…?…

      • Stephanie Warren

        lol okay, you win. XD

      • Rabid

        It would look better???

    • TocksNedlog

      God beat you to it.

      • Stephanie Warren


    • Mark81150

      somebody didn’t?

      hmmm… and here I thought he wasn’t born looking like he just took a crowbar to the head.

    • AmericanMom

      It is apparent his brain has already been vandalized.

    • Gethriel

      Nah, He’s already HAD his face painted green…;-p

    • ChiTownGal

      I think his home is a much better target.

    • AbdullahtheButcher

      A bit late for that, my friend.

    • Joey
    • Dutra

      It’s time he goes back to Canada.

  • Stephanie Warren

    How’s about we vandalize jim carrey’s face?! Shame on him!

  • The Penguin

    No reach there, right Jim? Okay…we acknowledge you’re in the room. Please go now.

  • Clete Torres

    How’s that career doing these days, Jimbo?

    • Spiny Norman

      He seems to be actively trying to sabotage it.

      As Twitter reminds us every day, there was a reason why the old Studio system kept their stars on a short lease.

      • Clete Torres

        Oh, for the good old days.

    • Doreen Beisel

      The man appeared in ” Stone Cold Hand” and his career is ” Stone Cold Dead.”

      • Ben Bollman

        Well, I doubt studio execs are clamoring to hire someone that ditches promoting their movie at the last minute.

      • AbdullahtheButcher

        While he’s “Stone Cold Dumb”.

    • Dee

      His daughter tried out for American Idol last season, so he was in the news a bit for that. Aside from that though…*crickets*

  • Clete Torres

    How’s that career doing these days, Jimbo?

  • Mekadave

    Carrey’s not worth the effort it would take to send him an insulting tweet. #shun

  • Jill

    Thereby proving that one need not have a functioning brain to make a splash in Hollywood….

    • Robert Hoff

      …since when was there ever a doubt about THAT…?…

    • IBXNJ

      Dumb and Dumber!!!!

  • loheotbu

    Maybe he has some inside info on this since he seems to know why the monument was vandalized. Green paint? I’d check his closets to see if his costumes are intact.

  • TomJB

    How does Carey know what the green paint was supposed to symbolize? Wonder if his NSA waiver is up to date.

  • Markward

    So, hows that check coming along from Universal for your latest work, you complete and utter tool.

    • Mark81150

      Really… he left Canada behind to make his millions here as the court jester to the “corporate tyranny disguised as democracy”,.. then became a citizen to escape the Canadian tax system..

      and NOW he thinks we’re not a real Democratic Republic after he made his pile?

      Isn’t that like bitterly complaining about greedy bankers, right after you just robbed all of them?

      and have your swimming pool full of cash..

      A real person of conscience would give it all away to the poor.. instead of gripping about it while ordering at the latest 5 star.. but then, that’d be character, something this empty suit doesn’t have.

  • LinTaylor

    Yes, because vandalizing the monument to a man who lived when “corporation” didn’t have a fraction of the meaning behind it that it does today is TOTALLY the way to strike a blow against The Man. Makes about as much sense as beating up a random white person because you’re mad that a Hispanic man was acquitted of murdering a black teen.

    • Billy Jester

      Green you say, Jim. Is green only bad when its going to someone other than you? The accusation could be made that actors are a lot like CEO’s. They sit on their A$$, nine months out of the year, make millions in revenue, all the while, everyone under them does all the work, while they get 100% of the glory…

    • grais

      It makes so much sense that corporations all over the country have seen the light and are now surrend…no…wait….

    • trixiewoobeans

      God save us from celebrities who think they have a brain.

      • edward

        Like Victoria Jackson
        Right ?????

        • WisconsinPatriot

          Edward…..mommy is calling. Your spaggetios are getting cold!

          • edward

            Wow good come back 😮

          • Markward

            Well, when you become more original, perhaps then we might care to be more personal with the insults. Now, STFU, the adults are talking.

          • Mark81150

            and yours was original?

            right…. sure….. whatever strokes your ego kid.

        • Mark81150

          Why.. because she expresses her dislike for Obama?

          butthurt much?

          She didn’t make wildly hateful comments about the red half of America, or even the blue… just said she feels Obama is a frigging disaster..

          Most of us feel the same,..

          if that idiot Carry didn’t excuse these nutjobs vandals, we’d not be talking about him, now would we child?

          Lincoln is an American icon of liberty and freedom, belonging to all of us, that you’re fine with Jimmy’s excusing it…

          why do you hate America?

          is it an occupy thing, or just random celeb worship?

          • edward

            Hmmmm so her saying the Commies are coming to kill the Christians wasn’t stupid ????

      • edward

        Like Victoria Jackson Right????

        • WisconsinPatriot

          Go back to the daily KOS….

        • AmericanMom

          Go play paintball with Jim Carrey.

        • Jill

          Did you honestly feel your statement was so witty that it had to be typed twice? Is that the extent of your repertoire?

          • Ben Bollman

            Don’t be so hard on edward, I think it might be the first time his mommy is letting him use the computer.

          • ChiTownGal

            He’s the designated troll.

          • Clete Torres

            I liked internetball better before the designated troll rule came to be.

  • Kristopher Turner

    Doesn’t he have another movie coming out soon?

  • BoscoBolt

    Uh, what? How long has Carrey been addicted to meth?

    • Jill

      A movie funded by a tyrannical corporation, no less…

  • TREP


    • Michelle

      Or we could just send him home to Canada.

      • Clete Torres

        Canada likely wants him to stay here. Or, at a minimum, somewhere that isn’t ‘there.’

        • IBXNJ

          They will be more than happy to tax him!

      • Ali’s Snackbar

        Sorry, he’s all yours. He gained US citizenship in 2004.

        • GMMI

          Can it be revoked?

          • Ali’s Snackbar

            If so be sure to send him somewhere that thinks he’s funny. France comes to mind.

          • GMMI

            I’d send him to the DPRK, Cuba or the Zimbabwe.

          • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

            Send him to IRAN! Let’s see how quickly he can offend someone there… Muahahahaha! Jawamax 8<{D}

        • Michelle

          Actually he holds dual citizenship. 😉 So it would appear he’s not “all” ours.

      • Ken Graham

        Your constitution has a reference to cruel and unusual punishment, sending him back to Canada falls into that category. If that doesn’t cover it, would “PLEASE NO!” help?

        • Michelle

          Our Constitution applies to Americans (or those within our borders), and doesn’t include Canada or anyone within its borders. Sorry, we’re sending him back. :-)

  • Jeff Falwell

    He has gone completely ’round the bend somewhere in the past few years. Or, at least, we are finally finding out the true Jim Carrey. Shame. I enjoyed Fire Marshall Bill.

  • Ferdinand Marcos 2.0

    Ignore it and maybe it will go away.

  • James A. Lonon

    WTF has that got to do with Lincoln you Canadian ASSHO?

    • alumin

      THANK YOU!!

  • Scott

    That’s ironic, a comic who is not funny implying that vandalism is somehow ok or even good??

  • Insubordinate

    What algorithm is Carrey following that links Abe to corporate greed… err tyranny?

    • TocksNedlog

      Government structure, crony capitalism, blahblahblah.

  • Michelle

    Green = greedy corporations? I remember a movie where some guy had a green mask and made millions of dollars from the movie. #hypocrite

    • World B. Free

      Which one? There are at least 3 Jim Carey movies where he wore a green mask (Mask, Batman, Kickass II)

  • ceemack

    Yeah, ’cause when I think of “corporate tyranny”, I automatically think of the country lawyer who ended slavery.

  • Stephen L. Hall

    To harm an attention seeking narcissist . . . ignore.

  • Jack Deth

    And just how much of that “corporate greed disguised as democracy” put copious amounts of cash in your pockets, Mr. Carrey?

    Didn’t you get trounced and have your pee-pee whacked hard enough the last time you wandered into this arena with your unwanted and ludicrous ideas?

  • IronButterfly

    Jim, why don’t you just hustle on down to Santa Clara, Cuba to the Che Guevara memorial. Oh by the way don’t expect any air conditioning while you are there….they didn’t let “The Man” stay in business so he could make air conditioners. And expect everything to be broken, the toilet seats, the cars, the sidewalks, the street lights, no mufflers, not a lot of food…all because the ran off “The Man”.

  • Lilli

    Jim just can’t keep his gaping pie hole shut…When should we be expecting an apology for this inane opine?…When his next movie bombs would be my first guess…

  • alumin

    Hey Jim….take a little advice from a MUCH better actor – Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson:


    • Mark81150

      Never watched Pro wrestling.. but the man is a class act, making films oriented towards children as often as he does,, because he has kids of his own, and cares about the kinds of films they watch.. A good dad,.. and that matters especially these days.

      • alumin

        He does seem like a truly decent person…which is almost unheard of in Hollywierd these days! He’s one of the few I don’t boycott for their ignorance or the fact that they’re just pure evil!

        • Jeremy

          He hosts that show “Hero” and he does comes across as a good guy.He is a funny guy and a good actor as well.

  • $7610427

    Waiting to attack all the things that made you rich…AFTER you’re already rich. I see what you did there…smooth move, Carey…smooooth mooove. What an as s hat.

  • ChampionCapua

    Who is the “Abraham Lincoln of Canada”, Jim? Why are you here and not there, Jim? Clueless Motherf*cker.

  • GMMI

    Carrey’s about as funny as rotator cuff repair rehab.

  • World B. Free

    If, by corporate tyranny, he’s referring to the corporate cronyism practiced by the 0bama administration (Solyndra, etc), then I agree with him 100%. But I have a hunch that isn’t what he’s talking about.

  • filter

    Kick his stupidass back to Canada…boy obviously can’t handle his drug.

  • Jim Maerk

    I stand corrected, Jim Carrey CAN insert both feet into his mouth!

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Up to his Ankles-er, Cankles! XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Tom Wyatt

    Jim has done a fantastic job of vandalizing his own career. What a douche.

  • $17227379

    I can partially agree with him.

    We need to get corporate interests out of government.

    • World B. Free

      And vice versa.

  • Peyton

    Sounds like someone should spill a little green paint on his Hollywood Star then.

  • robcrawford2

    Wanna bet Jim Carrey has his own corporation?

  • Joe

    How about we all share his foolishness with our friends and watch his next movie tank and not make enough to pay for itself. He will never work again.

  • Sanngrid

    Are we all supposed to just forget that movie stars live like kings and queens?

  • GMMI

    Carrey’s career is in the basement of an outhouse, so he’s got to do something to keep his name in news, no matter how dumb, revolting, and infuriating it might be..

  • cscape

    Go back to Canada….. and leave all your GREEN CORPORATE MONEY here in America!

  • krmike

    He’s played a nutcase his whole career now he has finally became one !!!!

  • brando

    Tweeted from his iPhone, it seems

  • TocksNedlog

    F*ckin’ Canuck.

  • Glitter

    He thinks he is smarter than he really is. He is only exposing his hypocrisy.

  • Marvin Nelson

    Once again, this Hollyweird moron has opened his mouth and firmly inserted both feet. Not exactly sure when he went nutjob, but I no longer watch ANY movies, even ones on TV. Can’t stand to look at his ugly mug. He is a douchebag.

  • rightthink

    OK I see corporate tyranny. So why attack Lincoln and one of our national treasures? It is typical of the left to attack the innocent while the blame goes on their team.

  • ObamaFail

    Oh yeah, this is a great way to get good press for your next box office bomb.

  • jman69

    They ruined the movie Kick Ass 2 by giving Jim Carrey a role. I wont be paying to see that asshat in a movie.

  • Mark81150

    So the president who stands with Washington as the epitome of American greatness, beloved by ALL Americans regardless of party… is their target?


    The man stood for freedom, liberty, emancipation..

    These are “corporate values”? .. that have to be smeared with paint?

    It’s the mindless America hatred of a mental infant.. Lincoln belongs to ALL of us, he’s not someone they can target as their whipping boy without suffering the backlash of decent Americans in both parties..

    On this Liberals and conservative should be as one, Carry is an idiot.

  • stdog

    Guy is delusional.
    What the hell does the lincoln memorial have to do with corporate greed?

    • Kevin Scott

      Plenty. And if you can’t see his logic, well, you’re just another dumb gun-toting lackey for corporate hounds.

      • Mark81150

        Good point..

        We can’t see what doesn’t exist, not like he actually thought about it before he mouthed off… That’s pretty evident.

        But really, if he gave up his citizenship in the greater progressive Canada.. with it’d MASSIVE tax system.. to live HERE with his millions..

        How money grubbing “corporate values” is that?

      • stdog

        Oh yea shame on me…Abe Lincoln is on the penny thus the quintessential icon of corporate greed.

  • Dane Gunderson

    Actually the Lincoln Memorial was exhibiting a symptom of childhood immunization isn’t that right Jim Carrey? Whats that? You aren’t banging McCarthy anymore so that’s stupid now? Alllllllllll Riiiighty then.

  • © Sponge

    This, coming from a man that has been paid millions of dollars to PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE.

    Don’t forget who you are, Jim. No one likes you for you. They like “you” being the court jester that you were. Now, not so much.

  • Opinari

    Each time he opens his yap lately he proves his lacking and dimness.

  • Pamela J

    Thank God we live in America where even that self-centered big-mouth has the right to humiliate himself. I will have to include him on my list of “not attending” any of his movies. Oh, wait…I haven’t gone to any of his movies. Oh, well. :)

  • floridaobserver

    Dumb just got dumber.

  • Ken Graham

    Hey Jim, just a little advice from a fellow Canuck. Being loud doesn’t mean you’re funny, and being rich doesn’t mean you’re intelligent. It’s better to be thought a fool than to tweet and remove all doubt! (updated paraphrase)

  • Ironhawk86

    “Hey, look at this pic of the Lincoln Memorial after I threw green paint on it”

    “Why the hell did you do that?”

    “Derrr, I dunno. Like…corporate greed and stuff”

  • me

    Dear Jim,

    I think you’ve already done enough damage to your career for it to be salvaged, but just in case you haven’t, I think it’s really important that you step away from Twitter and any other sort of social media. You are less coherent than most actors in Hollywood and that’s really saying something.

  • Mark James

    This is a has been actor trying desperately to be relevant. It’s not working.

  • tony30088

    That idiot Carrey needs to quit digging, drop the shovel, roll into a little ball and STFU.

  • LegalizeShemp

    These Hollywood idiots always forget to mention the “corporate greed’ of big entertainment conglomerates who stuff millions into Demonrat party coffers and call it “democracy”.

  • magnut

    lol. what a fool. bkparallax nailed it

  • Tyrconnell

    He angered me with his anti-2nd Amendment bull, as my oath is to protect and defend the Constitution. But to justify the vandalism with THIS? Lower than whale dung.

  • John

    Hey, enough with bashing the “Canadian” Jim Carrey, he’s now a U.S. citizen, he’s all yours. But please do continue to bash him, he deserves it.

    • Magnifico

      I agree. Canadians ain’t too bad, in my opinion.

      • John

        Thanks. Some of us try to act severely normal.

  • Jim Robinson

    Frickin’ Canadian.

  • al hunt

    Abraham Lincoln don’t like GREEN PEOPLE!

  • Jeremy

    This guy is a moron and desperate to save his sagging career.

  • Magnifico

    Jim ought to do a Fire Marshall Bill movie…..maybe 3D. He has yet to reach his potential.

  • Doreen Beisel

    Not all his fault Jenny banned him from getting his anti-stupid vaccinations

  • waterytart

    Mr Carrey, is there a pile of sh!t out there that you DON’T go out of your way to step in? What’s the matter, Jenny getting too much attention this last couple of weeks?

  • patrick quinn

    Shocked Vandal: Oh, that was Lincoln, i thought it was Jim Henson ? My bad, down with Miss Piggy then!

  • 1776

    Jim Carrey who?
    Would like any Producer and/or Director know I, for one, will never again watch anything with Jim Carrey in it. Also, will suggest same for my email list and suggest they pass it on.

  • Dee

    When is someone going to coin a phrase to describe people like this? It should sound something like “white guilt” but instead “mega fvcking rich guilt” but with a better ring to it. You catch my drift..

  • chrisallenrich

    Keep digging the grave on your career Jimmy, keep digging…

  • TDS

    Let’s see, if a corporation provides a service or product, and they make a profit, they’re greedy, but it’s perfectly acceptable to make millions by simply living in a fantasy world.

  • Midnight602

    You would think Carrey would have learned to keep his mouth shut after the outcry over his anti-gun grandstanding. It’s like my mother always said. You can’t fix stupid.

  • Mr. Fever Head

    Nose candy makes you crazy.

  • Mr. Fever Head

    I think I’ll strike a blow against corporations and start selling pirated copies of his movies. Solidarity!

  • Gideon

    As a Canadian, I am embarassed by Jim Carreys dig at C. Heston and now this nonsense about corporate tyranny. Obama provides the tyranny and GM, GE, Solyndra ad nauseum, add the corporate. Ask Nancy Pelosi how to get rich as an elected representative, you know, someone who knows the ropes.

  • dogman67

    …What do you expect from the hollywood inteligencia…etc…

  • dogman67

    …Thats because they don’t have a Lincoln memorial in canada…
    ..His birthplace…maybe they used green like souros hedgefund money???…

  • RanierWest

    If Carrey shows his face in the real america he’ll find out he’s not so welcome here anymore

  • Silly Libber

    Jim Carrey! Go home up north.

  • Cam

    There’s no material difference between today’s liberals and their socialist, marxist, and communist ancestors.

  • floridavet

    Once again, Jim Carrey dazzles us with his supposedly brilliant political insights, proving he actually is the raving lunatic we all thought he was.

    • tops116

      Who knew that when he said “Somebody stop me!” in The Mask it was really a cry for help?

  • Abbie Mills

    The ghost of Karl Marx must be thrilled about his resurrection by democrats in America.

  • Paul C.

    This is what drugs does to your BRAIN, Hollywood.

  • John Howard

    Carrey has ‘f*ck you money’ and no reluctance about showing it at every opportunity.

  • mjsorl

    Jim Carrey: Another reason for stronger immigration laws and work visas.

  • TheRedCoat92

    Just out of curiosity does he /have/ US citizenship?

  • kazzer66

    Hollyweirdo pontificating about greed, ha ha.

    He, as a typical clueless Lefty, must advocate for more government wealth confiscation and financial stagnation, in place of corporate ‘greed’ and the freedom that comes with having jobs and economic growth.

    (Note to clueless Liberals: To have jobs, Americans need PLACES TO WORK.)

  • $1014973

    I really wanted to see Kick Ass 2 but now it’s not going to happen with that loser in it.

  • keyboard jockey

    So he’s referring to the “financial oligarchy” that runs this country. So ?OWS? D.C. defaces Lincoln memorial to make a statement about corporate cronyism destroying our democracy? Has Carey been listening to Jimmy Carter?

    Yeah no one that isn’t high can connect those dot’s Jim

    Note to Jim Canadian Carey, we aren’t a democracy we are a republic.


  • William Kent Jenkins

    This wanna be Jerry Lewis needs to go back to Canada where he might be appreciated

  • eeddggy

    Jim, you’re old, stale, not clever and your words are irrelevant. Try and save what little dignity you may still have.

  • njoriole

    What a dick! On the bright side, at least he seems to have stopped supporting the anti-vaccination movement that’s responsible for so much misery.

  • tops116

    Isn’t it wonderful when people richer than you lecture you about “corporate tyranny?”

    By the way, does Carrey’s tweet mean that he would be okay if I went to his house and splashed the front door with green paint?

  • To_Live_Free

    That stupid Canadian twit. What is he thinking? He has absolutly no say here . GDMF-N SNL washup… I say get his green card cut it up and throw his ass out of the US.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    So I am finally realizing that all of Carey’s crazy characterizations weren’t about good comedic acting….he really IS a crazy moron. Offering proof one tweet after the other…

  • Betty

    I think these celebraties (sp) should keep their mouths shut and
    make some good movies!

  • BigSky1970

    In about six months he’ll apologize for this bit of stupidity too. Face it Jim, your career is over. Don’t bother apologizing. Just leave already.

  • Plumorama

    Jim Carrey is a funny comedian. He should only say funny things because that’s his job. If he doesn’t have something funny to say, he should say nothing at all.

  • PeterP

    Shutup and talk out of your butt!

  • SideshowJon36

    What corporation profits from the Lincoln Memorial, again?

  • Rick Bowser

    Carrey: ” Corporations are EVIL!!….Uh, except the ones that help pay my over inflated Hollywood salary, of course!”

  • Jedd McHead

    What if Carrey made a movie and no one attended? Let’s hope this loser finds out.

  • Jeff H

    Carrey ain’t been funny since Fire Marshall Bill…