Jim Carrey loves you …. in a creepy sort of way

Funnyman Jim Carrey is back on the Twitters today, and given his recent record, you’d think that would mean another hateful rant laced with weirdo emoticons. After all, this is the man who discovered the root of all Catholic problems in the “denial of human sexuality” and essentially declared that “assault weapon” owners deserve to die.

Nope. Today, Jim Carrey really loves you — all of you. If you want to sell bazookas on the street corner, Jim wants to give you a hug. Granted, it all rings a little hollow given the poison-keyboard nature of his past statements, but we should give him a little credit.

However, the reason for this post is not that Jim Carrey loves us. It’s to demonstrate what odd senses of humor his followers possess.

Ooooookay then.

  • DLShow

    He’s even funny on Twitter

  • Maxx

    “I’m really not as much of an ass hat, reactionary, gun-grabbing nut case as recent Tweets have suggested….I love you all.”

    Liberal Hollywood Translation? I have a movie coming out in a few weeks.

    Sorry “Fire Marshall Bill” but I hope your movie goes up in flames. After all, many of us are those weapons owners you hoped would die oh, I dunno….about three weeks ago.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    His agent explained to him how he makes money from the public.

    • Lady 12

      And he understood the explanation?

      • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

        Yes, remarkably :-)

  • Love of Country

    Jim Carrey is getting creepier by the day …. wouldn’t be surprised if he has a long-running coke or meth addiction.

    • Jarhead83

      Mental illness…

  • waltermitty2012

    Just saw a commercial for his next movie with Steve Carell, looks like another clunker.

  • grais

    somethin’ ain’t right

    • http://twitter.com/1RandiStarr Randi Starr

      He has a new movie coming out, hes attempting to rise from the dead.

    • JustLikeAnimals

      He has a bad case of assclownitis.

  • RightThinking1

    Actors are not cast in nutty roles for no reason. The guy who played George McFly comes to mind.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Jim Carrey can kiss my Glock carrying ass. F^%$king washed-up ass-clown.

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    Dear @JimCarrey , …….. NO.

  • http://twitter.com/jimni27 Jimni27

    I think it has more to do with the fact that his new movie is coming out. Just saw a preview for it last night. Don’t remember the name of it and have no intention of googling. The dude alienated half his audience. I hope it flops.

  • GaryTheBrave

    The studio bosses and the producers saw those previous tweets (maybe even on Twitchy) and they recall the reaction to Jason Bigg’s tweets. They probably told Carrey to dummy up. I bet those previous tweets have been deleted.

  • justlittlolme

    LOL! It’s called back-tracking. He suddenly discovered bitter clingers pay to see his movies, too.

    • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

      Not any more. ~_^

  • notenoughtime

    Good luck promoting your next juvenile, moronic project when those who actually hold a job think twice before digging deep into their pockets for extra cash to plunk down at the movie theater. Not feeling the love.

  • Ronald

    He’s one of the funniest people on the planet. He makes entertaining movies. If he’s a bit weird, he’s made it work for him. Keep on laughing Jim! All the way to the bank.

    • Black_Conserv_American

      You mean he made an entertaining movie, it is hard to pluralize it and movies.

    • Calcat36

      Yet he lost Jenny and tried hitting on a 22 year old. What a friggin’ loser! I mean, he had Jenny, and she said “screw loser!” Can’t get any lower than that!

  • Paladin

    I think passing out mandatory bazookas to everyone is a good thing. It would weed out a lot of the stupid factor from the gene pool.

  • Calcat36

    PLEASE JENNY MCCARTHY! PLEASE SPILL THE BEANS ON THIS CREEP! So he will go away forever! PS, WTH did you see in him in the first place? Sympathy marriage?

  • oneword

    He has lost his mind

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    By “organized religion” don’t they usually mean Christians?