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‘F*** you guys.’ Julia Stiles not happy with the media’s coverage of Ferguson

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“Isn’t that what they’re doing though?”

‘I’m gonna be pissed': ‘Feminist’ bro loses it over Julia Pierson resignation

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“How wonderful it must be to go through life believing all your accomplishments are solely based on merit and not on having a penis.”

‘Hope she kicked their ass’! Is FLOTUS behind Julia Pierson’s resignation?

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We wouldn’t blame her one bit.

Later, alligator: Shamed Secret Service director Julia Pierson resigns

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What took her so long? .@Stevenportnoy: BREAKING: @ABC has learned Julia Pierson is resigning as Director of the Secret Service. — Arlette Saenz (@ArletteSaenz) October 1, 2014 .@PressSec says Pierson offered resignation believing it was in best interests of the Secret Service. DHS Johnson accepted. POTUS agreed. — Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 1, 2014 Here's […]

One more what? Julianne Moore joins #NotOneMore hashtag campaign

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Not one more what?

‘Highest praise': Obama manages to make nomination of Julian Castro a story about himself

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Narcissist-in-Chief strikes again.

‘Hilarious!’ Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ ‘birthmark’ is ‘proof’ Rolling Stone didn’t make historical mistake [pic]

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“Well played.”

Oh, come on: Guess what Biden pal Julia Louis-Dreyfus thinks about on Valentine’s Day [pic]

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Pitiful.

‘She’s my date!’ Joe Biden not into sharing Julia Louis-Dreyfus [pics]

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Apparently Joe Biden thinks he can do whatever he wants too!

Entire music world wonders: Why is Julia Roberts at the Grammys?

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Why is Julia Roberts at the Grammy's? #GRAMMYs pic.twitter.com/Y77f2sFg1Z — Victoria Elizabeth (@Victoria_DeNada) January 27, 2014 In case you were wondering why “Why is Julia Roberts” was trending tonight: She presented an award at the Grammys. Music fans and industry folks didn’t think she quite fit in. Why is Julia Roberts introducing the greatest living […]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ e-cigarette cracks up #GoldenGlobes viewers [pic, GIF]

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Actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus puffing on an e-cigarette cracked up some #GoldenGlobe viewers tonight. Julia Louis-Dreyfus smoking that e-cig denying Reese Witherspoon a selfie is my favorite thing ever. #GoldenGlobes — Courtney Smith (@youneedahug) January 13, 2014 Julia Louis-Dreyfus for the win! Love her channeling Allison Dubois with her e-cig #RHOBH #GoldenGlobes — John R Oliveira […]

Singer M.I.A. points out something you might not have noticed about Julian Assange and Edward Snowden

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Well, alright then. The observation from the singer/rapper came as news to nobody in particular. how very observant />@MIAuniverse: Not gonna lie Julian Assange and snowden are white! — Love♥Deluxe (@LoveFNDeluxe) December 30, 2013 Wait, really? RT @MIAuniverse: Not gonna lie Julian Assange and snowden are white! — T (@KrentDDS) December 30, 2013

‘Remember me?’ Obama mascot Julia joins ranks of those screwed over by O-care [pics]

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She’s back, all right. And reality bites: Hey ladies, take notes: This is the REAL Life of Julia under Obamacare —> http://t.co/e787kOeUyM — Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) December 11, 2013 It seems like only yesterday that we were introduced to Julia, the creepily faceless face of government dependency. She thought she had it all, thanks to […]

Of course! President ShamWow cites woman named ‘Julia’ as O-care success story

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We’ll go there, then. During his re-re-recycled “Obamacare is awesome” speech this afternoon, President Obama read a letter from a woman who’s living the dream thanks to Obamacare. Her name? Julia, natch: Obama now reading a letter from a woman named "Julia" who no longer has to worry about healthcare — Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) December […]

Julia? White House needs help naming National Zoo’s baby panda

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The government shutdown is over, the Panda Cam is up and running, and the National Zoo’s panda cub needs a name. Anxious to tweet about anything but the Obamacare rollout, the White House is asking citizens to help decide. Needless to say, there were plenty of write-in votes. Phore Oh Phore RT @WhiteHouse The baby […]

‘Say hello to Julia': Obamacare poster boy mocked after story takes on Milli Vanilli vibe

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Shouldn’t OFA know better by now?

Welcome back, Julia: Dick Durbin ‘glad’ Judy qualifies for Medicaid now

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Why is Sen. Ted Cruz doing this filibuster anyway? The cloture vote isn’t today, so he’s not delaying that. He is educating the public (and his fellow senators) on the damage Obamacare is doing to the economy, but some of his colleagues don’t seem to get it. Or perhaps they do, and that’s why they’re […]

Time’s Michael Grunwald deletes tweet about droning Julian Assange

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Tough crowd.

Bam! Sarah Palin dings Nancy Pelosi for promoting culture of Julias

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Nancy Pelosi professes to work toward women’s empowerment, but her record speaks for itself: she’s only interesting in promoting dependence on the government and making women feel like victims. Pelosi rolls out economic agenda for women | McClatchy: http://t.co/S15eNZ0alO — Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) July 23, 2013 Sarah Palin has other ideas: Odd. Pelosi sees women […]

Kevin Sorbo highlights spoof of Obama administration composite woman: ‘Life of Julia, Amnesty Applicant’

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Actor Kevin Sorbo rendered at least one tweeter speechless by shining a light on “Life of Julia, Amnesty Applicant”: Our current government rewards those who break the law. Isn't that just wonderful! The Life of Julia, Amnesty… http://t.co/wAqKKgoWYk — Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) June 27, 2013 The character is a spinoff of a composite woman named “Julia” […]

‘This is about liberty': Stacey Dash tells Julian Bond to put away the race card

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Actress Stacey Dash is certainly not surprised that former NAACP chairman Julian Bond would pull the race card today.

Non-shocker: ‘Brave’ Julianne Moore wins Golden Globe for Palin role, bashes Palin

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Actress Julianne Moore won a Golden Globe award tonight for her portrayal of GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin in “Game Change.” The movie’s director, Jay Roach, who also snagged a Golden Globe for best TV mini-series/movie, praised Moore for her courage. Because, you know, jumping on the anti-Palin bandwagon in Hollywood takes real guts.

Celeb ‘Julia’ Sophia Bush bashes Romney with predictably unoriginal Halloween costume

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Gee, a lady parts-obsessed Obama cultist like actress Sophia Bush strapping on a “binder full of women” for Halloween? How original! It’s a shame no one else thought of that. Maybe next Halloween she can dress as one of the women former President Obama paid 18 percent less than men in his White House. Related: […]

Obama’s faceless ‘Julia’ hits FreePAC Illinois … with a little help from Dana Loesch

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Hundreds of conservative happy warriors gathered at FreePAC Illinois yesterday for grassroots training and an evening rally. Well … conservative happy warriors and one faceless, voiceless composite woman named Julia. This frightened me. RT @fingersmalloy: Julia makes an appearance at #Freepac #tcot #tlotbit.ly/TIckEv — SmoosieQ (@SmoosieQ) October 26, 2012 Oh this #Julia thing at #FreePAC is […]

Classy: Julianne Moore feels ‘validated’ because Palin gave her ‘a big thumbs down'; refers to ‘electorial’ process

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Gee, who could have seen this coming?

Julianne Moore took home the Emmy Award for Best Actress in a Miniseries of Movie for her role as Sarah Palin in “Game Change.” And keeping it classy (and gracious), she took a swipe at Palin as soon as she took the stage.

#ForAll: Cult of Obama gets creepier and creepier; #Obamerican flags, brainwashed eyes, Julias, Longoria and Alba

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They said if we voted for McCain, the Zombie Apocalypse would come … and they were right! As Twitchy reported yesterday, these particular zombies pledge allegiance to the Flag of Obama. And, they write things on their hands and take creepy pictures of themselves to profess their loyalty to the cult. Look at the blank, brainwashed stares! The attempted meme fails as citizens take to Twitter to ridicule it. Hard.

Oops: Politico confuses San Antonio Mayor Julián Castro with his twin brother?

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Collister is a journalist based in San Antonio, Texas, so he presumably would know. As media sins go, this one is relatively minor and understandable.  But it’s a good reminder that he holier-than-thou “real journalist” crowd makes mistakes too. Politico apparently has fixed the error. Twitchy was unable to locate a correction. Related: San Antonio […]

San Antonio Mayor Julián Castro borrows Marco Rubio’s RNC speech

“My mother fought hard for civil rights so instead of a mop, I could hold this microphone,” said San Antonio Mayor Julián Castro in his DNC Convention speech. To many Democrats, that line was the highlight of  Castro’s speech: Julian Castro: “My mother fought hard for civil rights so that instead of a mop, I could hold this microphone.” — […]

‘Yes we plan': Planned Parenthood Julias replace Obama logo with birth control pills

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“Yes we plan” … to vote in a sugar daddy to buy us contraceptives. Independent, empowered Planned Parenthood volunteers are making the rounds at the Democratic National Convention this week to remind everyone what’s at stake in this election: “free” birth control. Hey you know what else is going on this week? The August jobs […]

Celebrity Julia Sophia Bush continues ‘Republican men defending rape’ rant

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  Has it ever been less relevant? The ridiculous trope that Republican men look at women as little more than uteri with cooking skills grows more and more tiresome every single day, thanks to self-righteous Julias like Sophia Bush. And if you thought Bush’s “Republicans are pro-rape!” tweets yesterday were the extent of her “women’s rights” rant, […]

Move over Julia; make room for small business owner ‘Rachael’

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It’s been more than three weeks since President Obama said to small business owners, “You didn’t build that,” and nearly as long that he’s been trying to unsay it. The TV commercials that claimed the quote was taken out of context haven’t made the words go away, so the White House is reaching out to […]

Julianne Moore: ‘Birth control with no co-pay is reason enough to dance’

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The “Game Change” actress took to Twitter to … whine about not being able to afford birth control? Shuffling the cost of your personal choices onto others is totally awesome! Snoopy dance! Is Julianne Moore broke? #actorsfund MT “@_juliannemoore: #Birthcontrol w/no co-pay. It’s reason enough to dance. @BarackObama! @PPact” — Scott C (@croncrete) August 1, […]

San Antonio Mayor Julián Castro to deliver keynote at Dem convention

San Antonio Mayor Julián Castro will address the 2012 Democratic National Convention on opening night. Castro, 37, has been mayor for three years. Castro will be the first Latino to deliver the keynote address at the Democratic National Convention. — Jordan Fabian (@Jordanfabian) July 31, 2012 Team Obama picks its keynote speaker — San Antonio […]

#GOPartyofwomen: No ‘Julias’ here

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  Bingo. Conservatives don’t reduce women to the sum of their girly bits only. They honor and respect women as, you know, individuals. What a concept! Yesterday, conservative women on Twitter explained how gun control zealots are waging a real war on women. Dems are the party of women if you think women shouldn't be […]

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange seeks asylum at Ecuadorian Embassy in London; Update: Government of Ecuador releases statement

After seeking asylum, WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is reportedly under protection of the Ecuadorian Embassy in London. Assange claims the Australian government has abandoned him and will not defend him to prevent extradition to the US – Ecuador gov't — Michael van Poppel (@mpoppel) June 19, 2012 Immediate reaction: Oh give me a break RT @wikileaks: […]

Celebrating Father’s Day with Obama’s composite woman #Julia

What Father’s Day is complete without a little wise guy action? NRO’s Greg Pollowitz  and other Twitter users come to the rescue, tying in Father’s Day snark with Julia, President Obama’s always hilarious “composite woman.” Julia will never get old and not just because she’s afraid to meet the death panels. So has #Julia wished Obama […]

Occupy extradition: UK court rules Julian Assange must face sexual assault allegations in Sweden

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Britain’s highest court has ruled that Wikileaks founder and Occupy sympathizer Julian Assange must return to Sweden to face sexual assault allegations. Julian #Assange has LOST his Supreme Court appeal against extradition to Sweden by a majority of 5-2 — Adam Wagner (@AdamWagner1) May 30, 2012 Taking the allegations as seriously as usual, Assange didn’t […]

Non-Julias, let Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) know what you think about women and the economy

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Since it’s a day of the week ending in “y,” how ’bout a little hijacking of a Democrat hashtag? I pick the @TwitchyTeam to moderate the #WiWChat today — Inspire(D) (@Palinspired) May 17, 2012 Sadly, the Twitchy team has not been invited to moderate Women in the World’s live Twitter chat with Sen. Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) […]

The male ‘Julia': Obama’s new ad ‘Because of him I have a job'; Update: Because of Obama mockage begins

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Team Obama released a new ad today, featuring a male “Julia” who gushes over The One. Everything in his life is “because of him.” Twitter responds with some truth, giving insight into what has really happened “because of him.” And #BecauseofObama is born!

Inspired by ‘Julia’, proposed new ‘Women for Obama’ campaign poster

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Inspired by the incredibly creepy “Julia” campaign, comes a proposed Obama campaign poster created by @ExJon that is eerily accurate. It’s a brave new world! Boom. Leave it to Twitter to sum things up every time. "overwhelmingly white" RT @ExJon: "Women for Obama" campaign poster. #WarOnWomen #Julia pic.twitter.com/q5RRjXy6 — HeavyHokie (@heavyhokie) May 6, 2012 Stupid […]

Obama’s ‘Julia': coming soon to a theater near you

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When the Obama campaign spawned Julia, it was only a matter of time before Twitter spawned #ReplaceOneWordInaMovieWithJulia. Tweeps used hashtag to continue mocking the campaign’s faceless, fictitious everywoman who finds True Empowerment™ through cradle to grave reliance on chin-in-the-air handouts from The One. Here are some of our favorite Julia movie suggestions: Are We #Julia […]

Jim Messina hearts Julia

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“Republican freak-out”? Is that what it is? Because we could swear that what conservatives have been doing is thoroughly tearing apart the mind-numbingly ridiculous and downright Orwellian Saga of Julia. Nice cover, though, Jim. Real smooth. Great coverage of Julia web tool: http://t.co/UhBIve0f AND http://t.co/HZfNAoHP — Jim Messina (@Messina2012) May 3, 2012 That’s great, Jim, but […]

The life of Barack Obama’s ‘Julia’ gets curiouser and curiouser!

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As Twitchy reported earlier, Barack Obama’s new ‘composite’ woman is Julia; a slave to the government from cradle to grave. Shaddup and make us some sammiches, Julia. Oh, look! A shiny! This manufactured woman and her life keep getting curiouser and curiouser, as Twitter users are quick to point out.

Obama’s ‘Julia’ meets untimely demise

Poor Julia. Just hours after her birth on the Obama campaign website, she seems to have encountered a series of unfortunate events: https://twitter.com/#!/hipstervative/status/198070677926973440 At age 60, #Julia petitions the Obamacare death-panel for treatment for her cancer; but, alas, they deem her economically unfeasible. — Carter (@Carter137) May 3, 2012 https://twitter.com/#!/RedMomBlueState/status/198073509363195905 #Julia dead at age of […]

#Julia parody Twitter accounts created

Barack Obama’s latest composite heroine has joined the ranks of the Twitterati. Finally, the eyeless, mouthless wonder has a means of sharing her innermost thoughts. Here’s a sample: Axelrod insisted on the pony tail. I have a headache…but he said giving me an aspirin would look bad #Julia #tcot #p2 — I am #Julia (@WarOnJulia) May […]

Obama’s ‘Julia’ makes her radio debut tonight on FTR Radio; Update: Podcast now available

"I have no eyes yet I see"- #Julia Listen to the most anticipated interview since __ (fill in the blank) 10pmET #FTRRadio — Fingers Malloy (@FingersMalloy) May 3, 2012 No word on how having no mouth will impact her ability to respond to interview questions. Catch this exclusive interview tonight at 10 p.m. ET on […]

Manufactured Julia, this is the real life of Brian Terry

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@michellemalkin Or better yet maybe @BarackObama should tell the life of Brian Terry. — Mary Chastain (@mchastain81) May 3, 2012 “The Life of Brian Terry” will never be a feature on Barack Obama’s website alongside “Life of Julia.” Michelle Malkin makes sure none of us forget the courageous life of the fallen border patrol agent, […]

Meet Julia, the new composite woman in Obama’s life

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Poor, helpless Julia. Who will save her from a lifetime of poverty, disease, and discrimination? Enter Julia’s knight in shining armor—everyone’s knight in shining armor—Sir Barack Obama.