What can we say? When push comes to shove, Geraldo gonna Geraldo:

But wait! There’s more:

Fer cryin’ out loud, Geraldo. C’mon, man.

So close. Guess he just can’t help himself.

No, see, that’s the thing: He doesn’t know better. He actually believes the crap he spews.

Geraldo, at least, doesn’t seem to care how stupid he looks. Because he keeps saying stupid stuff.

Maybe self-proclaimed gun lover Geraldo left all his machine gun expertise in Al Capone’s vault.

A parting piece of advice for Geraldo: