MarketWatch columnist Brett Arends is sick and tired of the NRA literally — literally! — getting away with murder. He posted this yesterday:

The piece concludes:

As long as normal gun owners keep paying [the NRA] money, and drinking their Kool-Aid, and politicians in Washington keep taking them seriously, these massacres will keep continuing. It’s time for normal gun owners to decide where their loyalties lie: with the NRA, or the USA.

It seems holding a figurative gun to people’s heads is just one of his things. We’re excited to inform you that he topped himself today:

Yeah! Wait … what?

The “8-year-old” part is key. This is juvenile logic at its finest, folks.

But why should Brett have all the fun? Two — and many more — can play this game: