If nothing else, all this #TakeAKnee business has at least given people more reasons to pick on perpetually pissy — and jobless — Colin Kaepernick. The Sean Spicer (@sean_spicier) parody account’s certainly been making the most of a golden opportunity.
Today, he (or she?) struck again:
RT if you threw as many TDs as Kaepernick this week
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) September 25, 2017
Perfect. Just perfect.
— GATOR (@bjthetexan) September 25, 2017
— Susan L. Pagano (@susanpag65) September 25, 2017
— Barbara Ansley (@BarbaraAnsley) September 25, 2017
Good stuff sean lmao
— Daniel Thompson (@zeusdlt) September 25, 2017
— Derek Rice (UF 2-1) (@g8torbait86) September 25, 2017
— John (@angry_vet_) September 25, 2017
Every time I think "this is your best work yet" you've somehow surpassed it. This is superb. All the best.
— Shaun Strachan (@Shaun3h) September 25, 2017
OK, show of hands: Who else has tied with or outperformed Kaepernick?
I threw twice as many!
— Patriotic American (@FreeManIAm210) September 25, 2017
— Rob (@steelapache1) September 25, 2017
1 more than him, and a lot farther.
— Black Mesa Research (@BlackMesa1998) September 25, 2017
I threw more.
— Me. (@RickRollin_) September 25, 2017
What do we do if we threw more?
— tipton cole (@tipton) September 25, 2017
I tossed a ball to my dog, does that count? 🤔
— Cheezy Borger (@CheezyBorger) September 25, 2017
Absolutely. You're probably one up on him in that department too.
— Former Dem Yankee (@1_800BiteMe) September 25, 2017
I did kiss my biceps a lot
— BernHuR (@BernHur) September 25, 2017
That totally counts.
But maybe we shouldn’t be too hard on Kaepernick. After all, he’s gotta be good at something, right?
He did throw more hissy fits than I did though
— GacWell (@glenn_carswell) September 25, 2017
There ya go!