The future is now:

More from Politico:

Former Donald Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski is joining CNN as a political commentator, according to a source familiar with the arrangement.

It’s a salaried position and will make Lewandowski exclusive to CNN, effective immediately.

Politico’s report has been confirmed by CNN’s Brian Stelter.

Wakka-wakka!

But seriously. Holy crap, CNN.

Reminder:

There’s a moral to this story:

And of course, some parting advice:

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Update:

Some tweeters are raising another interesting point:

Hmmm … inquiring minds wanna know.

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