Well, kids, it’s Election Day. And you know what that means: Super-sexy #CosmoVotes party time! Complete with drinking games:
And plenty of sweet bribes swag:
Look! We can haz stripper poles! And male models, of course:
This poor girl’s stuck inside doing science:
How oppressive! Doesn’t the patriarchy understand that she could learn so much more by taking giddy selfies with “#ManCandy”?
It’s a beautiful thing.
Roger that.
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Related:
‘Yay, feminism?’ Congrats, Cosmo, on your ‘hypocrites of the year award’!
