Shhhhh! Quiet, everybody. Esquire has something important to say to us:

Really? Is that so?


We’re not about to stop Esquire from self-flagellating over Ferguson. But we’re not gonna let them drag us into it.

That’s good advice. But if they’re going to insist on getting involved in Ferguson, they need to stand up and lead by example:

Better get on that, Esquire. We’ll wait.



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