Normally, we like to preface videos with at least sentence or two to set the mood, but sometimes, a video just doesn’t need any introduction. This is one of those times.

And so, without further ado, feast your eyes upon the cinematic masterpiece that is Madonna’s “Secret Project Revolution”:

So that happened.

Don’t have the time or self-loathing to sit through the whole thing? Here’s the CliffsNotes version:

Snort! More mockery, anyone?

Heaven forbid.

Oh, snap!

(Klein is Madonna’s “Secret Project” partner.)

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Heh. True story.

Yes!

Hysterical. Wonder what Ace of Spades thinks about this … let us defer to his expertise:

In the name of art, he bravely went back for seconds:

That’s Madonna’s favorite kind of colony!

And there you have it, folks. Just one final word of advice:

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Madonna