Poor Piers Morgan. These days, it seems like nobody wants the gun-hating blowhard around. Faced with a petition to deport him from the U.S., and a similar one to keep him out of Britain, Morgan is in need of a new place to hang his hat. Fortunately, Twitterers around the globe are stepping up and offering their countries as potential havens:
I second that! We hate guns too.. 😉 RT @KResearcher: @piersmorgan Then come to Kenya,the best Safaris and the largest #Arsenal fans familly
— Jalang'o Odari (@odariedgar) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan Come to South Africa! Good cricket, great food, excellent wine! And we need someone to expose corruption…SA will luv you!
— Natalie (@NatalieJantjies) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan why don't you come to Morocco?? Your criticism and sarcasm will be helpful
— Rihab El Haddadi (@Rihab_solue) December 26, 2012
https://twitter.com/AJTheBaker/status/284031523936694272
https://twitter.com/Novemberbeetle/status/284030975057481729
@piersmorgan You are welcome to Bosnia and Herzegovina! We need people who advocate and act against weapons and use of it!
— TanjaDa (@TDanilovic) December 26, 2012
https://twitter.com/tullgret/status/284032069926019072
Some bighearted folks are even volunteering their homes:
@piersmorgan i got a spare room mate, Arsenal fan to will be quality #Banter
— jack mason (@Spacelyyy) December 24, 2012
@piersmorgan you can come hide out at our house, you can watch cricket, football and golf. I will even make you a proper cup if tea 🙂
— gemma foster (@gemmibob) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan Come to Aldershot, we have spare room & lots of Turkey left ! 😉
— ?Hala Fawzy? (@7alafawzy) December 26, 2012
come stay in my spare room piers I think your class I think you should run for president haha @piersmorgan
— sean robertson (@trustinarsene) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan we've got a 5 month old, if you're ok with the 4am feed we have a room near Nottingham with your name on it.
— Mark Hitchings (@NottsBrainz) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan, there are plenty of social issues in #Pakistan. We'd welcome you & your voice. Plus, I got a spare home. Interested?
— Imaad Rizvi ? (@imaadrizvi) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan your'e more then welcome to stay at my house you could even stay for free. as long as you cook. are you any good at cooking?
— aleh freakyy funk (@aleh_funk) December 26, 2012
https://twitter.com/Chrismrose1/status/284007831076737025
@piersmorgan you're very welcome here in Lagos, Nigeria. We got TV stations here too. I'll house you for 6 months free. #LovePiersMorgan
— Trikky (@trikkya) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan you can shift in with me piers but only if you agree to celebrate every RVP goal with me..
— Rakshit (@4evrrUnited) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan you wanna live in Africa? a small town in Nigeria precisely.. we can use my one-room apartment! 😀
— Femi (@BiyiKay) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan Lots of room in my house in Ontario Canada, hope you like Italian food! #PiersWelcomeToCanada
— Sanibelsland ?? (@Sanibelsland) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan my guest room is yours if you want to seek asylum in Holland! 😉 Merry Xmas!
— Jörgen Raymann (@JorgenRaymann) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan you can always stay with me
— pink princess (@Pink678princess) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan you can come live in my basement. However I must warn you that you'll be subject to severe mocking when arsenal lose
— Ben Sampson (@blwsampson1) December 26, 2012
Hanging out in a basement with Piers? What could be better?
Naturally, a few people couldn’t resist the urge to get snarky:
@piersmorgan any chance of you shifting to ANTARCTICA piers???
— Rakshit (@4evrrUnited) December 26, 2012
https://twitter.com/LewDaney/status/284030610496954368
https://twitter.com/michaelmXXX/status/284015721510498304
Heh.
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