Piers Morgan pathetically wallows in deportation petition attention, British start petition demanding he's not sent back

The attention-seeking ghoul has once again taken to Twitter to exploit a tragedy for his own benefit.

As Twitchy reported, a petition was started to deport Piers “Musket” Morgan. That petition now has so many signatures, that it requires a White House response.

Piers, of course, retweets that news. Look at him! Look at HIM!

He then tweet-searches for a new place to live. Keep talking about HIM!

Bingo! Perhaps that is why British Twitter users are begging, “Please, don’t send him back.”

Heh. There is such a petition.

As a British citizen, I do not want the US to return Piers Morgan to us, no matter what he has done. Many thanks.

Polite, as always!

Morgan, of course, is thrilled and pathetically continues to wallow in the attention.

Ridiculous, yes. But Morgan loves it. He craves attention, even at the expense of the dead. Twitter users call him out, and also help explain why Piers Morgan is even more execrable than usual.

That matters not to Musket Morgan. He doesn’t care that families in Newtown are spending Christmas in mourning, devastated with grief.

It’s all about him.

Hope it’s worth the extra dozen viewers, Ghoul Morgan. Shame on you.

  • $111704

    North Korea would embrace him.

    • TocksNedlog

      Weather forecast for North Korea: cloudy with a chance of gulag.


    Pathetic little man, embracing a communist regime and feeling all safe and warm and loved by all of the obamabots.

    • ozconservative

      And the real funny thing is the Brits despise him so much.

  • News Reporter

    “The Supreme Court decision in the case of Kleindienst v. Mandel establishes the legal precedent for foreigners to be barred from entry or deported if they espouse anti-American ideologies that are anathema to the U.S. Constitution.” -journalist Paul Joseph Watson

    • TocksNedlog

      And yet, somehow the president got in.

  • TocksNedlog

    High-capacity EGOS should be banned.

  • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo


    @piersmorgan I’m sure you’ll have a fulfilling career as a journalist in the UK. oh wait.. #burnedthatbridge

  • ozconservative

    No!!! We don’t want this little pommie twat here in Aussie either!!!

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Don’t they need shark bait up around the Great Barrier Reef?

      • ozconservative

        Well, yeah…..but no self-respecting Great White would ever think of chowing down on that POS

  • Mekadave

    “Americans. It took us 40 years to get rid of Piers Morgan. Pleasse don’t send him back.” God, Clarkson is awesome. He’s had Morgan pegged for a long time.

  • ozconservative

    Ok for those of you that don’t know, Jeremy Clarkson has done the very thing that we all would like to do: punch Piers Morgan in the face.
    Three times no less…..

    • http://www.facebook.com/Rabid82 Eric Ellis

      We should petition Clarkson to do it a 4th & 5th time!

    • Nevin

      Please tell me that’s on youtube. It would garner more hits than psy

    • http://xristosdomini.wordpress.com/ xristosdomini

      Should’ve hit him harder… it might have put some sense in him… or at least some tact.

    • ceemack

      I usually like Hammond and May a lot better, but Clarkson’s stock just went way up with me.

      • bluewaternavy

        You read my mind..

  • GMMI

    He would love living in Cuba, Vietnam, China or the DPRK, since they forbid private ownership of guns.

  • Mekadave

    “I offered America a swap @JeremyClarkson – me deported home, you going over there. Sadly, the collective response was ‘Jeremy who?’.”

    Is he kidding? More people probably watch Top Gear in the US than his crappy show. Not to mention that the Top Gear segment on 60 Minutes in 2010 gave 60M their highest ratings that year. Typical dishonest sour grapes from Musket Morgan.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Perhaps they could do an episode of TG where they play soccer with the cars and a giant soccer ball. Instead of the regular black & white, it could be a clear ball with Piers inside.

      The pay per view royalties could do a lot towards getting the US and British economies going again!

      • Mekadave

        I would pay many, many dollars to see that.

      • ozconservative

        Best segment ever on Top Gear was the one where Clarkson and James May test a series of cars built in communist countries.


        • Mekadave

          That’s one of my favorite segments, too. Hilarious.

    • ozconservative

      Hell I went to the Top Gear Live show in Perth with about 8000 other car nuts. Thats more than Piers gets in a week.

  • Ronald

    I disagreed with him calling his guest an idiot. That was in very poor taste. He should apologize for that. That said — and this might upset some — I’m not so sure it is feasible or right to deport immigrants that we disagree with. We are all the children of immigrants. There were many disagreements over what this country should be, and there will always be. Piers probably thinks his ideas are right for America. I believe that he genuinely wants to make America a safer place, even though I disagree with him. It’s debatable; so let’s have the debate. Bring it on. The stronger arguments will win, and it’s best that the public see that argument play out.

    • BayushiZero

      Piers isn’t an immigrant. He’s a British Subject, that hasn’t changed. He simply works for an *anti-American corporation.

      • Ronald

        Oh. I didn’t realize that. Thanks for setting me straight.

    • greekdish

      There is a difference between having your own opinion as a US citizen or legal immigrant, and there is a difference between using your public podium to constantly bash the 2nd Amendment and bash anyone who disagrees with you. Then, you are nothing more than a pundit weilding too much influence.

  • Cozy Powell III

    Rebel without a clue; wanker without a country.

    • Nevin

      Actually he’s a wanker without a…

  • OldmanRick

    Piers Morgan would be a refreshing addition to the peace effort in Somalia or even Syria. I’m certain he would be well received by the locals.

  • stuckinIL4now

    The gun comments were idiotic, but if I had to wager, I’d bet most people want to get rid of Morgan bcuz he’s a dimwitted lame-brain and a boorish bore .

  • Michelle

    If he’s really only interested in “fewer gun murders” he’s going about it the wrong way. Dismantling our (note: OUR, not his) 2nd Amendment won’t solve the problem. His misguided efforts aside, this man really is a major attention whore. He’s really glowing in all this deportation attention, making sure the spotlight is on him…and the dirt on the graves of the last of the children buried yesterday in CT is barely settled. He’s disgusting.

  • lainer51

    what a slobbering little weasel

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    My holiday tweet for the day:

    How heartwarming it must be for @piersmorgan to realize he’s wanted nowhere on this planet. Merry Christmas! #tcot

  • Steve_J

    It seems Morgan is prolonging this “feud” over his statements regarding the Second Amendment to bolster his ratings. IMO, by doing that he is using the deaths of twenty children and seven adults for no reason other than ratings.

  • Jack Deth

    ♫”People are strange
    When you’re a stranger. Nobody wants you.
    When you’re alone” ♫

    Why not tuck your tail between your legs and go, Piers?
    Somewhere else. Not here.
    Australia may take you. They can always use another
    Pommy Bastard, Sheep Shearer.

  • becky21k

    So basically nobody wants this guy. Now I know how/why he got hired by CNN.

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    Deport this loser to Russia. Obama too.

  • j.wise

    This is the only country he can say the things he does. If he said any of that crap in any of his favorite countrys he would be put in front of a firing squad

  • CrashFroelich

    Lord no! Don’t deport the fool. He’s a great counter example and an embarassment to the twelve thinking liberals in the US.

    • BeeKaaay

      Objection! There is no proof that there are twelve thinking leftwingwackos. By being a leftwingwacko, one has to turn off their brains – no thinking.

      • CrashFroelich

        My humble apologies for such a gross over-estimation, but I was moved by the generosity of the season. LOL! Have a happy, BeeKaaay!

  • Al_the_Fish

    The only Morgan imported from the U.K. should have 4 wheels.

  • Patrick Fallon

    send the scum back

  • J.N. Ashby

    Hahahaha! I love Jezza!

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    Wasn’t this guy on some show with real stars like Sharon Osbourne and David Hasselhoff?

    • lainer51

      yes, I think it was called – The Biggest Losers…

  • Frank Brittain

    I bet Britain doesn’t want him back either. Lets pick a place for Piers. Maybe North Korea?

  • BeeKaaay

    The “don’t send Piers Morgan back to the UK” petition has almost got the 25K signatures :) These Brits are really competitive types! :)

  • Tom Bannigan

    Check the rule book, we may get to shoot him then if they don’t want him back.

  • CarnactheMagnificent

    The ONLY correct response is. WHO?

  • Ten31

    Hell would be a could place for him. What a douche nozzle.

  • Justeine

    We’ll take you into Canada Piers just so long as in exchange the big nerd Justin Bieber leaves lol. 😀

  • Froi Vincenton

    Well, should Mr. Morgan decide to migrate and work as a media man or TV anchor in the Philippines, he’s lucky his chosen profession is not among those professions under Negative List A. Even so, Mr. Morgan has to comply with Section 1 of R. A. No. 5181 prescribing permanent residence and reciprocity as qualifications for any examination or registration for the practice of any profession in the country.