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Touré falls for faketastic Hurricane Sandy photo, well-deserved mockage ensues; Updated

https://twitter.com/Unb0thered/status/263462062737469441

As Twitchy reported yesterday, Hurricane Sandy has spawned a flood of fake disaster photos. And tonight, smarter-than-you race-baiting 9/11 truther and MSNBC contributor Touré fell for one of them. Hard.

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The mockage was swift and glorious:

https://twitter.com/mcmoynihan/status/263458858796736512

https://twitter.com/Jim__Smith/status/263462067728695297

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Praise. Jeebus.

Lo and behold, Touré tried to cover his tracks:

https://twitter.com/Toure/status/263464172883431428

Neither is Touré. About anything. But the backpedaling came too late; the damage was done.

https://twitter.com/fivefifths/status/263465797173780481

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Oh, but we did. And damn, it felt good.

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Update:

Rut-roh … somebody’s cranky!

https://twitter.com/Toure/statuses/263670402344173568

He got “dissed” because he matters? That’s one way to look at it. Unfortunately for him, it’s the wrong way. Touré got dissed because his prized pair of smartypants is full of holes.

We hope he enjoys the “conpliment.”

https://twitter.com/erodthelaw/status/263683585737895936

https://twitter.com/adamsbaldwin/statuses/263683685704937472

To be fair, coherence was never Touré’s strong suit. He is a 9/11 truther, after all.

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Heh.

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Update:

Touré’s delusion has reached new heights: he is now convinced that Twitchy CEO Michelle Malkin is in love with him. No, really:

https://twitter.com/Toure/statuses/263712542885572609

Oh. Dear. Lord.

https://twitter.com/JeffromTAirport/status/263714414291726336

https://twitter.com/kmangels1220/status/263713081555820544

But the entertainment value is through the roof. Don’t stop now, Touré. We’re having way too much fun.

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