The neatly arranged Women for Obama hosted a rally this morning in Fairfax, Virginia, where the president got down to the nitty-gritty of women’s issues: contraception. Because, as we all know, it’s all about the ladyparts, baby!

Indeed. So vital that taxpayers should be forced to foot the bill.

That is soooo true. Everyone knows that without government-sponsored birth control, women will be forced to shell out $18,000 annually on contraceptives alone!

Yep. And thanks to Obamacare’s “expert panel,” that working mom will be encouraged not to wait — as long as she’s over 50. Otherwise, sucks to be her.

To his credit, Obama also touched briefly on the economy, because he really cares about how women are affected:

Except, no.

Maybe not from Obama. But Romney has definitely taken notice:

Unfortunately, Obama’s audience wasn’t paying attention; they were too busy being swept up in fits of ecstasy. After all, what’s sexier than being viewed as a uterus with lipstick?

Quick! Someone fetch the fainting couches!

Conservatives, sick and tired of Obama’s shamelessly shameful condescension toward women, spoke up:

Women deserve better than what President Obama is offering. It’s a shame that the Women for Obama remain so willfully blind to that: