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Looks like Dylan Mulvaney found a great reason to risk her life and return to transphobic US from Peru

Dylan Mulvaney

That was fast!

It feels like only yesterday when we told you that shameless performance artist Bud-Light-swilling trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney was fleeing to the mountain sanctuary of Peru, where (s)he would be safe from the transphobic hell that is these United States of America.

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It actually wasn't yesterday; it was two days ago. And we told you at the time that we weren't sure when (s)he'd be back. 

Well, looks like we didn't have to wait very long at all:

First of all:

We don't really want to think about Dylan Mulvaney's nipples but we'd rather not see them than see them, so thanks, TMZ? We guess?

TMZ Reports:

OK, so two days ago, the U.S. was too hostile to trans people like Dylan Mulvaney, and now, it's totally fine? Dylan got some attention the other day for announcing (s)he was leaving the country, but maybe it wasn't nearly as much attention as (s)he'd been hoping for so (s)he came back to walk the red carpet at a film festival where (s)he'd be guaranteed some time in the spotlight and be able to remind us that (s)he exists.

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It's technically possible Dylan found out about that and that played a role in the decision to come back here, but we have to consider the fact that Dylan is (a) social-media savvy but not actually that bright and (b) starved for attention. We doubt (s)he knew that Peru was not trans-friendly before selecting it as her new home, and we doubted that she'd be able to stay out of the spotlight for very long.

Please. It's Dylan Mulvaney who's more obsessed with conservatives (and Dylan Mulvaney) than her own community. We would love nothing more than for Dylan to actually. We would not raise any objections to Dylan deciding that (s)he would better serve the world by living as a hermit and staying out of the limelight. (S)He's the one who can't leave us alone. 

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Yep. 

But hopefully it's not too late for Dylan to have another change of heart in the next couple of days:

We deserve to be safe from "The Dylan Mulvaney Show."

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Related:

This is CNN ... facing backlash for correctly calling Dylan Mulvaney a 'him'

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