Stephen King might want to give Joe Biden a few colostomy bags along with praise for Ukraine visit

Sarah D | 2:00 PM on February 20, 2023

By now, you’ve probably heard that President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Kyiv, Ukraine, and met with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.

Under clear blue skies, President Biden walked into downtown Kyiv with President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine just as an air-raid alarm wailed.

Biden said he was in Kyiv on a surprise visit to discuss additional U.S. support for Ukraine.https://t.co/L2Dftje5E5 pic.twitter.com/5PotkPc66D

— The New York Times (@nytimes) February 20, 2023

Might’ve been nice for him to make a brief detour to East Palestine, Ohio, on the way, but whatever. Maybe he’ll get there eventually.

Anyway, it’s great that Joe’s in Ukraine right now to show solidarity with the Ukrainian people, who are now a year into Vladimir Putin’s assault on them. And if you ask Stephen King, it’s just proof that Joe Biden is just about the bravest guy out there:

Say whatever you want about Joe Biden—the man’s got a yard of guts.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) February 20, 2023

That’s not a lot of guts at all. Apparently Joe only has about one-ninth the guts as most fully grown adults. Seems like something that his doctor would want to mention when putting together his report on what amazing shape the president is in. At the very least, Joe should probably cut back on the chocolate-chocolate-chip ice cream.

All kidding aside, though, as is the case with intestinal length, it’s important to keep things in perspective. And the fact remains that it only would’ve taken about three feet of guts to make a stop in East Palestine to let the people there know that you haven’t completely forgotten about them.