Armored Anniversary: Thirty Years Ago a Man Stole a Tank and Went on...
The Bulwark Stares Into the Abyss and Finds ‘We The People’ Have Gone...
President Trump Has Yet to Post on International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, and...
BREAKING: Tall Mexican Navy Sailing Ship Crashes Into Brooklyn Bridge - Rescue Efforts...
'An Incredibly Powerful Statement': Trans Women Stage Topless Protest in UK
Kamala Was the 'Last One In the Room' With Biden, and She Should...
Mile High Madness: Misgendering is Now Illegal in Colorado as Governor Signs Kelly...
ROBBING HOOD: Wildly Unpopular Democrats Return to Form by Expressing Desire to Steal...
WaPo: Trump Faces Court Pressure to Return Deported 'Maryland Man'
New Director Malia Obama Accused of Plagiarism in New Nike Ad
Trump Admin Official Tricia McLaughlin SCHOOLS Snotty CNN Host About Refugees (WATCH)
FBI Investigating Deadly Explosion Near Palm Springs Fertility Clinic
'Empath' Filled With Hate Challenges Sec. Kristi Noem to a Fight: 'Come Get...
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED: Democrats Are Lying (AGAIN) About Trump's Lifting of 'Forced...
CNN's Abby D. Phillip Apparently Shocked by What She Heard on Hur Tapes

If this isn't proof that Beto O'Rourke has a real shot at defeating Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, we don't know what is [photo]

You could easily be forgiven for forgetting that Beto O’Rourke is running for Governor of Texas. We very nearly forgot, because, well, he’s Beto O’Rourke, and he’s just not all that memorable. Not for anything good, anyway.

Advertisement

Well, apparently there’s a group of people in “conservative as get-out Wichita Falls” who would disagree with us and is feeling the Beto-mentum like crazy:

Wow. Look at that room! Look at all those people who showed up for Beto O’Rourke in Wichita Falls, of all places!

It’s true: Greg Abbott’s margin of victory might be even bigger than it was last time.

OK, well, if you’re gonna get technical about it …

Advertisement

Well, if we’re being completely honest, we’d probably lock our replies, too, if we were Jay. Poor guy’s getting smacked around pretty good. Not that he doesn’t deserve it, of course.

Narrator: it’s not. But bless Jay’s heart for trying. Just bless it.

It’s really, really not a thing.

Advertisement

He is Beto O’Rourke, after all. Losing by double digits is kind of his thing.

Stop trying to make Beto happen, Texas Dems. He’s not going to happen.

***

Related:

Beto O’Rourke flip-flops again on gun confiscation; Now he’s for it

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement