Earlier this week, self-described “Writer, Lover of Mountains, Green Bay Packers fan, Cal Bear, ex-Republican” Rich Campbell declared on Twitter that “It’s time to come for their guns.”
It's time to come for their guns.
— Rich Campbell (@RCampbellmc58) May 30, 2022
So whom should we be looking out for? Anyone in particular? We just want to be prepared.
Ah, looks like we can expect this fellow Derek Johnson to show up at our doors any day now:
I am coming for your guns, actually
— Derek Johnson (@derekjGZ) June 2, 2022
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Derek Johnson (he/him, in case you were wondering) is the managing partner at Global Zero, “the international movement for the elimination of all nuclear weapons.” So apparently he’s coming for your nukes and your guns.
With what?
— Christian Wei, Jr. (@ProfessorPwn) June 2, 2022
With some friends carrying some really, really big duffel bags, maybe?
Maybe this guy:
Then, I want to be on your team.
— Diego (@DiegoDubois54) June 2, 2022
That team’s really shaping up.
You personally are coming after guns? pic.twitter.com/QuB1SKOiQg
— Carl Stawicki (@Carl_Stawicki) June 2, 2022
Better come with bigger ones 😂
— Noah Davenport (@davenportne1) June 2, 2022
Derek seems to be under the impression that confiscation of legally owned guns will be a walk in the park.
Hurry up then Derek! We’re waiting!
Will you be coming personally? Unarmed so as not to be a hypocrite?— Neema Vedadi (@NeemaVedadi) June 2, 2022
Well, yeah. Obviously Derek and his pals would have to be unarmed. Otherwise they would indeed be hypocrites.
U gonna tell me about ur pronouns??
— corn pops a bad dude (@chris53866103) June 2, 2022
Ooo, we sincerely hope so.
No one with pronouns in his bio is coming for anyone's guns…. pic.twitter.com/wU7Y8su1vR
— Kimberly Morin (@Conservativeind) June 2, 2022
We’d like to see him try, though.
Hey nerd… https://t.co/b5czc7ul5n pic.twitter.com/z5Cg1ZnqlG
— Ubbë the Appalachistan MurderCult Moonshiner (@ubbe_ragnarsson) June 2, 2022
Please, please try, Derek. We’re begging you.
— Juan Percent (@Juan_Percenter) June 2, 2022
Good luck with that!
— Tonto (@lonerangersbro) June 2, 2022
