In case you haven’t yet heard the good news, it seems that we’ve finally arrived at the moment we’ve all been waiting for.
That’s right, folks! We’re talking about the second COVID booster!
Breaking News: The FDA authorized second booster shots of the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines for everyone 50 and older and some immunocompromised people. https://t.co/NAeLMwDRR0
— The New York Times (@nytimes) March 29, 2022
Well anyway, because this is such exciting and fantastic news, you may be too thrilled to understand how to navigate your next steps in the War on COVID. Lucky for you, White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain and the Biden administration have got you covered:
We're launching https://t.co/fk7dyHLC9L today, a single site where you can find your second booster, or order free tests, or find out where you can go "test to treat:" get tested, and if positive, immediately get medicine to treat your case of COVID. Check it out:
— Ronald Klain (@WHCOS) March 30, 2022
Make sure you stock up on snacks for your COVID.gov launch parties! Hopefully the shelves aren’t completely picked over already.
Just in time https://t.co/anUkmLK5Rv
— John Ashbrook (@JohnAshbrook) March 30, 2022
Not a moment too soon!
No, literally not a moment too soon. Many, many moments too late.
Year three of the pandemic, we officially have a website https://t.co/p3f4OjHvrN
— too many books club (@paintedred11) March 30, 2022
Be sure to send Ron Klain et al. a really thoughtful thank-you card for making this all happen. God bless ’em.
jesus christ it’s been over two years how did it take this long for something so basic https://t.co/8NSierSFLS
— bubblegrunge enjoyer (@zackleston) March 30, 2022
*800 Days Later* https://t.co/7hv8BCeNz6
— Cox (@HOLYSMKES) March 30, 2022
Hey, the important thing is that it’s happening now. The White House has gotten around to it and we should just be grateful that it didn’t take them 801 days.
once a million people have died then you gotta make the website i guess https://t.co/gIxgtN3Qol
— b a b s (@barbarabot) March 30, 2022
The "today" is killing me but better late than never I guess https://t.co/jVF9AoNhyN
— 😈🔥REAL HERO SHIT OUT NOW☀️🗡 (@kendrawcandraw) March 30, 2022
Better late than never.. I guess? Maybe just run ads on those gas station tv monitors at the pump. It would help distract people from the damage you’re doing to their wallets.
— Scarlett 🍸 (@fledtothesouth) March 30, 2022
Good idea! Lord knows that people need to be distracted from having to choose between feeding their families and filling up their gas tanks.
Perfect example of government efficiency and effectiveness. https://t.co/AUaJRg8bPK
— Chad Felix Greene 🇮🇱🇺🇦 (@chadfelixg) March 30, 2022
The Biden administration is like a well oiled machine.
Or maybe just a greasy old collection of useless parts.