Abigail Marone's 'story in 4 parts' about Washington DC's cuts to police funding has a real shocker of an ending

Anyone in the mood for a story? Because Sen. Josh Hawley’s press secretary Abigail Marone has got a pretty interesting story for you.

This one’s set in the magical land of Washington, D.C, where once upon a time, the council voted to slash police funding:

a story in 4 parts. pic.twitter.com/szKjd8FFb2

— Abigail Marone (@abigailmarone) July 20, 2021

Talk about a predictable ending.

pic.twitter.com/nDrNKH5rPN

— DarkSkyViking (@DarkSkyViking) July 20, 2021

Stay tuned for the sequel:

*Jen Psaki voice*

"why would Republicans do this" https://t.co/lKqrUT8wRV

— Cranky Federalist, Anti-Jeffersonian Aktion (@CrankyFed) July 20, 2021