Have Joe Biden and Kamala Harris settled on a new joint campaign slogan yet?
Because if not, former CNN contributor Reza Aslan has come up with one that’s definitely worthy of President D*pshit and his veep.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold:
Biden/Harris2020 – We won’t kill your kids.
— Reza Aslan (@rezaaslan) August 11, 2020
Ackshually ….
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Damn. The ratio in here is spicy. I love it.
— Seattle_Marxist (@seattlemarxist) August 12, 2020
We get that Reza’s trying to go with something quick and clever, but it could clearly use some work.
Here’s the thing:
Pretty sure they're still very pro-abortion, Reza.
— Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) August 12, 2020
Unless they're in the womb. They are fair game
— Not Jim (@Jim_Herrmann) August 12, 2020
* offer does not apply pre-birth https://t.co/yuUMKLrtLE
— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) August 12, 2020
But you don’t even have to be a pro-life conservative to have a problem with Aslan’s take. Hardcore lefties don’t like it, either:
*Some restrictions apply
— Voodoo Pork (@Voodoo_Pork) August 12, 2020
Citation needed
— Socialist Killua (@KilluaSocialist) August 12, 2020
that's not the vibe I get from them tbh
— Stephen Wood (@TheStephenWood) August 12, 2020
the hell they wont
— Todd Jersey? (@toddjersey) August 12, 2020
But they’ll kill brown kids in other countries.
They’ll still put kids in cages.
They’ll even arrest schoolkids’ moms. And laugh about it.
Biden/Harris2020
— What now? Solidarity. (@Playerinthgame) August 12, 2020
Might wanna workshop that one a bit more, Reza.
