So, according to former CNN personality Reza Aslan, Joe Biden will “soon” be “president dips*it”? Good to know:
Joe Biden isn’t president dipshit. But he will be soon. https://t.co/Mf1ZxoBItQ
— Reza Aslan (@rezaaslan) July 7, 2020
And that, kids, is why commas are so important:
I’m going to have to agree with him until he remembers his comma https://t.co/Snz1q5nMo5
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) July 7, 2020
This is the guy who ate a piece of human brain on TV, so, we can’t expect much:
Cannibals apparently can’t figure out what commas are https://t.co/vBxpyYaXPY https://t.co/Q7rVh4Y669
— Jeremy Frankel (@FrankelJeremy) July 7, 2020
And in case you thought we were joking about the whole cannibal thing, we are not:
Reza Aslan's cannibal episode is a real-life episode of Comedy Central's "Review." There's even a bullying producer! https://t.co/Wh3vygI7e5
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) June 9, 2017
Never forget:
CNN presenter Reza Aslan sparks backlash after he eats HUMAN BRAIN while filminghttps://t.co/fRj3AC7l6q pic.twitter.com/jxkL7nvo90
— Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) March 9, 2017
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