So, according to former CNN personality Reza Aslan, Joe Biden will “soon” be “president dips*it”? Good to know:

And that, kids, is why commas are so important:

This is the guy who ate a piece of human brain on TV, so, we can’t expect much:

And in case you thought we were joking about the  whole cannibal thing, we are not:

Never forget:


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