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'Hello, 9-1-1?' @neontaster busts blue-checked oppression cop for failing to play by his own 'rules' [screenshots]

If you’re not familiar with Preston Mitchum‘s work, we regret to inform you that you’ve been missing out. He’s an adjunct professor with bylines at ThinkProgress and The Root, and he’s got a pretty blue checkmark, naturally. He also happens to be the self-appointed arbiter of oppression:

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Them’s the rules, eh? You sure you wanna play this game, Preston?

Preston’s too busy trying to school everybody to realize that he’s one wearing the dunce cap.

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So, we can’t help but wonder: who gave Preston his license to determine what oppression looks like? As @neontaster points out, Preston doesn’t seem to want to follow his own rules:

Oooooof.

Speaking of numbers, @neontaster’s definitely got Preston’s.

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