'LMAOOOOOOOOO': Prog 'coalition' unveils list of demands for Nancy Pelosi and we're here for it [screenshots]

Nancy Pelosi’s only weeks away from getting her hands back on that gavel … but she’s gonna have to take the crap that comes with it. Like this list of helpful suggestions from a coalition of progressive groups:

New: Progressive coalition goes public with its committee demands for Pelosi. They want Jayapal on Ways and Means (with waiver to stay on Judiciary); Ro Khanna on W&M; AOC on W&M; Rashida Tlaib on Approps; and Katie Porter on Financial Services. pic.twitter.com/jlmBtqAQWX

— Daniel Marans (@danielmarans) December 17, 2018

Notice anything missing?

and a pony https://t.co/oXLlhFL2Us

— Nathan Wurtzel (slight return) (@NathanWurtzel) December 17, 2018

Can’t believe they left that off!

Looks like the progressive coalition isn't content with its pony, but now demands a unicorn.

— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) December 17, 2018

But seriously. As nauseated as we are by the prospect of Speaker Pelosi Reborn, we can’t deny the satisfaction we get from watching a bunch of self-important and delusional prog thugs try to push her around.

Lmaooooooooo https://t.co/JSj7axROJ9

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) December 17, 2018

The committee waiver demand is the best one.

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) December 17, 2018

It’s pretty great.

AOC on ways and means? What the actual hell?

— Tonya Vlasik (@lawgirl) December 17, 2018

Bahahahahhaha so good.??

— Joey Knuckles (@JoeyCiams) December 17, 2018

Just delicious.