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'Just died laughing'! Sorry, but THIS is how President Beto O'Rourke would handle the migrant caravan

As Twitchy told you last night, Newsweek took the media’s slobbering love affair with Beto O’Rourke to the next level with this shameless piece of presidential fan fiction:

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According to O’Rourke’s Medium blog post, the possible Democratic presidential hopeful wants to “follow our own laws” — sort of:

Let’s do this the right way and follow our own laws. Allow asylum seekers to petition for asylum at our ports of entry. They must do so peacefully and follow our laws; but we must also ensure the capacity to effectively and timely process those claims (right now 5,000 waiting in Tijuana and only 40 to 100 are processed a day).

But honestly, we’re kind of disappointed he didn’t opt for a solution that’s more in his wheelhouse:

See, now that sounds a lot more like the Beto O’Rourke we know.

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Everyone else can go home. Brava, @_wintergirl93.

It’s funny because it’s true.

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Surprising: Beto O’Rourke admits we should ‘follow our own laws’ when it comes to immigration

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