Seriously? Blue-checked feminist author ties Melania Trump's Christmas trees to border crisis [pic]

Have you gotten the memo? Melania Trump has unveiled this year’s White House Christmas decorations:

First Lady Melania Trump unveils: "American Treasures: Christmas at the White House" https://t.co/p0AD17pQa2 pic.twitter.com/76k8FbYIQG

— The Hill (@thehill) November 26, 2018

And you’re supposed to be freaking out about them:

Also, I’m pleased to see that Flotus is sticking with her completely incoherent catch phrase. pic.twitter.com/eDNfuqVf3y

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) November 26, 2018

Think the ornaments are bad? Check out the Blood Trees:

Melania's Christmas decorations look like they're straight out of the Shining pic.twitter.com/mVMY7yuxIZ

— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) November 26, 2018

pic.twitter.com/DOlbvi9zpS

— Special Agent Nunya .007, FBI Secret Society (@Nunya_Bizznizz) November 26, 2018

OMG.

wait so melania’s design vision literally was “blood cones” pic.twitter.com/UhklUA7sNF

— Talia Lavin (@chick_in_kiev) November 26, 2018

Literally, you guys.

Are the trees a little weird? Yeah. Are they as bad as feminist author Molly Jong-Fast makes them out to be? Well, judge for yourselves:

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Nothing says “we gas immigrant children” like blood red Christmas trees. pic.twitter.com/tmtmzrKBUr

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) November 26, 2018

At least she’s being rational about it.

Your selective memory and outrage have been noted. https://t.co/4OGw7o4AUd

— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) November 26, 2018

You know, nothing says “I’m an unhinged lunatic” like trying to tie effing Christmas trees to the media’s deceptive version of the border crisis.