Have you gotten the memo? Melania Trump has unveiled this year’s White House Christmas decorations:
First Lady Melania Trump unveils: "American Treasures: Christmas at the White House" https://t.co/p0AD17pQa2 pic.twitter.com/76k8FbYIQG
— The Hill (@thehill) November 26, 2018
And you’re supposed to be freaking out about them:
Also, I’m pleased to see that Flotus is sticking with her completely incoherent catch phrase. pic.twitter.com/eDNfuqVf3y
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) November 26, 2018
Think the ornaments are bad? Check out the Blood Trees:
Melania's Christmas decorations look like they're straight out of the Shining pic.twitter.com/mVMY7yuxIZ
— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) November 26, 2018
— Special Agent Nunya .007, FBI Secret Society (@Nunya_Bizznizz) November 26, 2018
OMG.
wait so melania’s design vision literally was “blood cones” pic.twitter.com/UhklUA7sNF
— Talia Lavin (@chick_in_kiev) November 26, 2018
Literally, you guys.
Are the trees a little weird? Yeah. Are they as bad as feminist author Molly Jong-Fast makes them out to be? Well, judge for yourselves:
Nothing says “we gas immigrant children” like blood red Christmas trees. pic.twitter.com/tmtmzrKBUr
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) November 26, 2018
At least she’s being rational about it.
Your selective memory and outrage have been noted. https://t.co/4OGw7o4AUd
— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) November 26, 2018
You know, nothing says “I’m an unhinged lunatic” like trying to tie effing Christmas trees to the media’s deceptive version of the border crisis.

